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redgrve‌:

– LOUIS CHUCKLES AS WREN’S RESPONSE, SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF. “ alright, so you totally see how i could’ve come to that conclusion about you, right ? ” he defends with a shrug and a sheepish grin. “ you know how to hack into the staff emails ? ” he arches a brow. he’s impressed again. 

“yeah, okay, fair,” wren laughed. she nodded enthusiastically, pleased by his reaction. “that was like the first thing i did after i got my acceptance letter. honestly, i think it’s expected. i mean, my high school was disappointed i didn’t do it until the end of my freshman year. i know because the next time i hacked into their system there was a note on my file that said finally broke the email cypher may of 2016. had i known they’d be so pleased i would’ve done it way sooner.”

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calliojones‌:

“unless you like it with really little milk.” she reasoned, showing how much milk she had actually poured, almost non-existent to the mountain of cereal she poured herself right after.

“touché,” wren laughed. “although i still think it’s easier to just add a little milk at the end. i mean, most of that cereal didn’t even get wet. why not just have dry cereal?” not that wren advocated eating dry cereal - that was too chaotic for even her.

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joftw‌:

                  was she MOCKING her ?  jo couldn’t tell.  she couldn’t get a good read of this girl ever.   “ they should be happy in their dorm room, away from others subjected to watching. “   she’s aware she sounds bitter, but so what ?   it’s not like she WANTS that – she just wants to not see it.   

“i think being happy in your dorm room means something else. or maybe that’s exactly what you mean,” wren shrugged. “honestly, i’m jealous. i wish i had somebody to gross people out with.” she stared at the couple, unsure how to feel, for a moment before sighing heavily and turning back to jo. “maybe they forgot they’re in public.”

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wren looked taken aback for a moment before letting the words sink in, a smile slowly appearing on her face. “okay, actually, yes, i do want to get involved! but you have to help me film one after,” she told him excitedly.

“ yo, yo!!! ” scott sprints over to the passerby, and practically jumps in front of them. he hands (or shoves) them his phone, and leans on his back foot as if to naturally pose. “ wanna get involved in something awesome? this natural light is hittin’ all my right angles. it’d be rude not to tiktok the shit outta this. ” a smile. “ don’t ‘cha think? ”

@gallagherstart​

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wren raised an eyebrow. “okay, sure. what’s yours?”

          “it’s okay to say you’ve got a weak spot…” a sly smile appears over her features as she stands in front of the other. “take that as you will.”   

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“i don’t know about normal, but it should definitely be cereal first. it’s way easier to pour in the amount of cereal you want and then fill the rest up with milk. if you do milk first, you might not leave enough room for the amount of cereal you want,” wren told her emphatically.

“what do you think it’s normal?” she looked up, more serious than she should’ve as she poured milk into an empty bowl. “to pour cereal first, then milk or the other way around?” she wondered, adding the cereal straight from the box right after.  (( @gallagherstart​ ))

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redgrve‌:

– “OH, I DON’T KNOW, I FIGURED SOME SPIES ACTUALLY HAVE THOSE…” he shrugs, kind of disappointed. it would’ve been pretty cool if so, but definitely risky. what if you accidentally bit that ? “uh, no, i definitely saw three or four on mine…but i couldn’t be sure. i could hack into gallagher’s system and see if they have an inventory, that’d probably answer it.”

“oh, they do. i don’t know about cyanide, but my dads had false teeth in their arsenal. they had to hide them from me after i wore one to the dentist,” wren laughed. “that’s such a good idea, i can’t believe hacking wasn’t my first instinct. i mean, they could have told the staff where they’re kept in an email or something. i wouldn’t say it’s easy to hack into their email, but it’s definitely easier than i thought it would be.”

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joftw‌:

              jo stares at wren as she nearly hacks up a lung, nose wrinkling a bite.  somehow she KNEW what wren would say before she says it.   “ not like this, “  she says bluntly, offended by what she was implying.   “ pda like that is a straight person thing and we ALL know it. girls have too much self-respect normally. “ 

“you’re right. straight people are always shoving heterosexuality in your face. it’s disgusting. think of the children.” she bit the insides of her cheeks to keep from laughing, but it was only seconds until her mouth spread into a wide grin. “at least they’re happy, right? maybe too happy, they didn’t even notice the bread, and that was a good shot.”

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redgrve‌:

– “ YOU’VE GOT A WHAT? ” HIS JAW DROPS. he’s both terrified of her and impressed at the same time, and he’s gotta say – that’s pretty fucking cool. “ though i don’t think that’ll be necessary, at least, god i hope not. ” he flashes her a panicked look. “ i mean, maybe, but i was under the impression that there were a lot of them. ”

wren stared at him, confused as to whether he thought she was being serious or not. “a cyanide capsule. in a false tooth. it was a spy joke. i don’t have any poison, and even if i did, i definitely wouldn’t put it in my mouth,” she laughed. “that’s a good point. do you know how many gregs were on each floor? because the total is going to be greater than or equal to 6 times x number of gregs per floor.” of course wren had to turn it into algebra. “and if we know that, we’ll be able to figure out the minimum amount of storage space they’re taking up.”

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by all memes necessary

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iMessage | andy & wren

wren: yes!!

wren: i would suggest the usual spot but now that there's been a murder there...

wren: (randy jackson voice) thats gonna be a no from me dog

wren: wait did you have a bad day?

andy: yeeeeaaaah that puts a damper on things :/

andy: what about behind the bleachers?

andy: nah just a long one

wren: bleachers sounds good!

wren: bleachers is such a weird word like what does that even mean

wren: lmaooo i already sound high

wren: jk i googled the etymology and it's boring

wren: then let's chillax 😎

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redgrve‌:

– HE CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE AT HER ENTHUSIASM, although he finds it a little surprising. “you want to help me break the rules ?” a chuckle escapes his lips, but he’s beaming in his surprise. “yeah, of course you can help. but that means we’re in this together – so, you know, if we get caught, you’ve got to have my back.” she’s trying awfully hard to convince him, as if he wouldn’t say yes to her help in the first place. it makes him grin. “yeah, that’s a good point. a cupboard, you think ? i hadn’t really been checking those…”

wren looked at him quizzically, as if the answer to his question was obvious. “uh, yeah, i do. do i look like the kind of person who follows rules? actually, don’t answer that.” her serious expression was suddenly interrupted by a wry smile. “don't worry. i've got a cyanide capsule in a false tooth. if i'm caught, i'll do the honorable thing.” wren clapped her hands together, giddy and ready for action. “i mean, they’re small, right? they could be inside a closet or something.”

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wren had the misfortune of putting a potato chip in her mouth at the exact moment that jo said “girl’s only.” she had started to laugh, but instead a piece of chip went down the wrong pipe and she began coughing. after the coughing stopped, she turned to jo. “what, there was no gay pda here? where were all the lesbians?” wren snickered, but if she was being honest, she really was looking for them.

                      SPRING WAS A FEW WEEKS AWAY but thanks to global warming the virginia air was about as warm as an nice may day.  jo had decided to take advantage of the day, bringing her lunch out to one of the tables on the lawn.  the only problem ?   even the outdoors couldn’t escape all the COUPLES that seemed to have been popping up out of nowhere ;  one in particular was in jo’s direct line of viewpoint, two first years making out as if their lives depended on it.   “ for fuck’s sake, “  she grumbled, feeling a presence come up from behind her.  at least that person was subjected to the same view as her.   “ this was NEVER a problem when it was a girl’s only school, you know. “   and only because it wasn’t stopping, jo grabbed the small roll on her tray and chucked it in the couple’s direction.   “ GET A ROOM. “   //   @gallagherstart​

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iMessage | open

andy: so

andy: it's been a long day

andy: wanna smoke a joint?

wren: yes!!

wren: i would suggest the usual spot but now that there's been a murder there...

wren: (randy jackson voice) thats gonna be a no from me dog

wren: wait did you have a bad day?

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redgrve‌:

– “ALRIGHT, VERY PERCEPTIVE…” HE NARROWS HIS EYES WITH A LAUGH, “i’d totally give you an a on that one – granted, i’m hoping to work in the behind-the-scenes are of things behind a computer screen, so hopefully my lies come across a little better there. i don’t think anyone clever would put me on the field.” he glances down the hallway, just checking to see that there are no alumni about. “looking for greg. i mean, they must’ve gone somewhere.”  

wren nodded in understanding - she, too, was most useful when typing away, and her field work certainly left something to be desired, especially when it came to lying. but one thing she had learnt from her fathers was that you could never be too careful. wren clapped her hands together, beaming. “i love greg! i want to adopt a greg. can i help you look?” she tried to think of a compelling reason for him to let her come along, finally settling on “they might be locked in the back of a tiny cupboard and you wouldn’t fit through the door. but i happen to be excellent at fitting into confined spaces.”

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“not at all!” wren beamed, always happy to have company. “of course i won’t judge you. you just have to promise to not judge me for dipping my fries in my milkshake,” she laughed. “did you do something to work up a big appetite or is this just your standard, every day cheeseburger craving?”

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Celeste spotted Wren heading into the dining hall and waved to the other woman. “Do you mind if I join you?” she asked. “I’ve been wanting a cheeseburger all day, and I need someone who won’t judge me if I basically inhale one in front of them.” She hoped Wren would be this person for her.

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“this is only my second semester here, but i know for a fact that when people say ‘i’m not doing anything suspicious’ or ‘there’s nothing in the basement’ that they are doing something suspicious and there is something in the basement,” wren grimaced. “but there are classes here to help you get better at lying, so i wouldn’t worry too much about it.” her expression quickly turned into a smile and she tilted her head, curious. “so, what totally normal stuff are you doing?”

open starter @gallagherstart​​

– “OH! HEY, DON’T MIND ME,” HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, spinning around quickly. for a spy, he probably should’ve stuck the landing a little better, but at least he’s still smiling. he’s been stalking the back closets and hallways around the dining hall all morning, trying to find some hidden door or place where they’re keeping greg. well, all of them, but he’s looking specifically for HIS greg. “i’m totally not up to anything weird or…anything like that. totally normal stuff, have a nice day !”