evil-uncle-daddy
evil-uncle-daddy
The Better Davenport
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If you know me from my prison days, no you don't.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Did you ever meet up with anyone at Mighty Med to help them figure out bionics?
I met up with Dr. Diaz and Dr. Bridges at a handful of separate occasions.
They argued about as much as me and Donnie did when we had meetings together with one of them.
We, uh, learned pretty quickly that it was better if those meetings were one-on-one.
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Have you ever thought of changing up the spikes?
Considered growing it out once. Tasha talked me out of bleaching it at some point. But for now, the spikes stay.
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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.... Who's the second dad?
How's Naomi doing? How old is she now?
I can confirm she’s great and LOVES being with her favorite Dad in the basement while he works.
(Her room is by the lab still. She just has a secondary room/play room upstairs for hanging out with other kids. I don’t need Naomi’s school friends downstairs while I work)
She’s also 8 years old at this point.
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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No matter what you do, there's always going to be SOMEONE who thinks you're helping the bad guy. Might as well get paid for it. And you love money! You should get that much!
So how exactly does this whole thing...work
Think of it like a private blog for family, and a few select friends I guess, anonymous.
Let me take you on a journey.
See, a little while back, I was thinking about my brilliant inventions and there was one that stuck out to me because originally, it was something I categorized as a FAILURE.
The Proton Fuser
See, back when I introduced my invention to my kids, it fizzled out and failed, then my wife made us go watch a dumb family movie.
A few hours later, Leo comes back up and insists he was sucked into a parallel universe.
At the time? I didn’t think anything of it. I mean come on, IT’S LEO. 
But recently I thought about it more. What if there WERE other worlds.
I’ll save you the science talk- even though it is still ME talking- but the point is with MY BRILLIANT MIND. I CRACKED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TRAVEL. 
I know, I know. Amazing right?
So this is a byproduct of it- While bionics aren’t a secret in our world, our missions are still fairly secretive. We can’t discuss things openly, or detail our ‘adventures.’
So that’s why I came up with this idea- What better cyber security could there be other then A WEBSITE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE?!
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Oh I don't care what these people think about me, I care about you telling the truth
Where do you live these days?
I live at the DavenTower or whatever it's called. I'm more of a mission specialist for the Elite Force than anything else, but I help out with the company as much as @brilliantbillionaire will let me.
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Don't you have better things to do than undersell your brother on the internet of another universe
Where do you live these days?
I live at the DavenTower or whatever it's called. I'm more of a mission specialist for the Elite Force than anything else, but I help out with the company as much as @brilliantbillionaire will let me.
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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I think that if you were to blow up as many labs as I have you would agree that I deserve co-ownership of at least some of them
Who do you think is cooler- Douglas or Donald?
For aforementioned will reasons, my answer is Donald
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Heroes can still be soldiers, it just depends on how you look at it
So how exactly does this whole thing...work
Think of it like a private blog for family, and a few select friends I guess, anonymous.
Let me take you on a journey.
See, a little while back, I was thinking about my brilliant inventions and there was one that stuck out to me because originally, it was something I categorized as a FAILURE.
The Proton Fuser
See, back when I introduced my invention to my kids, it fizzled out and failed, then my wife made us go watch a dumb family movie.
A few hours later, Leo comes back up and insists he was sucked into a parallel universe.
At the time? I didn’t think anything of it. I mean come on, IT’S LEO. 
But recently I thought about it more. What if there WERE other worlds.
I’ll save you the science talk- even though it is still ME talking- but the point is with MY BRILLIANT MIND. I CRACKED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TRAVEL. 
I know, I know. Amazing right?
So this is a byproduct of it- While bionics aren’t a secret in our world, our missions are still fairly secretive. We can’t discuss things openly, or detail our ‘adventures.’
So that’s why I came up with this idea- What better cyber security could there be other then A WEBSITE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE?!
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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You literally did BOTH OF THOSE THINGS
So how exactly does this whole thing...work
Think of it like a private blog for family, and a few select friends I guess, anonymous.
Let me take you on a journey.
See, a little while back, I was thinking about my brilliant inventions and there was one that stuck out to me because originally, it was something I categorized as a FAILURE.
The Proton Fuser
See, back when I introduced my invention to my kids, it fizzled out and failed, then my wife made us go watch a dumb family movie.
A few hours later, Leo comes back up and insists he was sucked into a parallel universe.
At the time? I didn’t think anything of it. I mean come on, IT’S LEO. 
But recently I thought about it more. What if there WERE other worlds.
I’ll save you the science talk- even though it is still ME talking- but the point is with MY BRILLIANT MIND. I CRACKED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TRAVEL. 
I know, I know. Amazing right?
So this is a byproduct of it- While bionics aren’t a secret in our world, our missions are still fairly secretive. We can’t discuss things openly, or detail our ‘adventures.’
So that’s why I came up with this idea- What better cyber security could there be other then A WEBSITE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE?!
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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What do you mean I make cool stuff 'sometimes'
Where do you live these days?
I live at the DavenTower or whatever it's called. I'm more of a mission specialist for the Elite Force than anything else, but I help out with the company as much as @brilliantbillionaire will let me.
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Technically, we founded this company together, which makes them our labs and our stuff
Who do you think is cooler- Douglas or Donald?
For aforementioned will reasons, my answer is Donald
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Well, you know what, as long as we can both agree my brother is more delusional, I don't see a problem here
So how exactly does this whole thing...work
Think of it like a private blog for family, and a few select friends I guess, anonymous.
Let me take you on a journey.
See, a little while back, I was thinking about my brilliant inventions and there was one that stuck out to me because originally, it was something I categorized as a FAILURE.
The Proton Fuser
See, back when I introduced my invention to my kids, it fizzled out and failed, then my wife made us go watch a dumb family movie.
A few hours later, Leo comes back up and insists he was sucked into a parallel universe.
At the time? I didn’t think anything of it. I mean come on, IT’S LEO. 
But recently I thought about it more. What if there WERE other worlds.
I’ll save you the science talk- even though it is still ME talking- but the point is with MY BRILLIANT MIND. I CRACKED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TRAVEL. 
I know, I know. Amazing right?
So this is a byproduct of it- While bionics aren’t a secret in our world, our missions are still fairly secretive. We can’t discuss things openly, or detail our ‘adventures.’
So that’s why I came up with this idea- What better cyber security could there be other then A WEBSITE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE?!
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Well you're not finding out, now!!!
Who do you think is cooler- Douglas or Donald?
For aforementioned will reasons, my answer is Donald
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Hey!
Who do you think is cooler- Douglas or Donald?
For aforementioned will reasons, my answer is Donald
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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Where do you live these days?
I live at the DavenTower or whatever it's called. I'm more of a mission specialist for the Elite Force than anything else, but I help out with the company as much as @brilliantbillionaire will let me.
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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When did you learn to cook so well?
Is it so much to believe that a man who chose a life of crime isn't also well educated?
I went to culinary school
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evil-uncle-daddy · 2 years ago
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You still committing weekly felonies?
For legal reasons the answer to that is no
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