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What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Recycled tumblr humor

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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

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Short Debts Make Long Friends - Upcoming chapter snippet (Aladdin egg included at no extra charge)

“What are your intentions in bringing her here?” the Armorer asks, directing her attention back to Mando. 

Oh, goody, you think sourly, unwrapping a fresh bacta patch. Yes, please talk about me like I’m not here. 

“Protection,” he answers. “I have — ” He sucks in a quick breath as you apply the patch to his leg, then doggedly continues on. “I have reason to believe she is being targeted by Gor Koresh’s people, to avenge his death.”

This is news to you, but you resume thinking sarcastic thoughts and start investigating the other contents in the medkit, pretending to be occupied. 

“She killed Gor Koresh?” 

The scathing commentary going through your mind does not improve. Has this woman looked at you?

Mando shakes his head. “I killed Gor Koresh.”

You recall a wisecracking blue genie and a certain red parrot, who thought he was going to have a heart attack and die from not-surprise. 

“Yet they target…her.” 

She is not making an idle observation. Far greater subtext is at play here, and Mando’s reluctance to reply instantly puts you on guard. What isn’t she saying?

“Tion’jor?” the Armorer inquires, calmly switching from Basic to Mando’a. 

Lady, if you think I’m not beyond using sex to get Mando to translate for me later, then there’s some swampland in Florida that’s got your name all over it…

Short Debts Make Long Friends - An over-educated, underpaid millennial finally gets to go on her first adventure.

(Reblog and get your own snippet from Chapter 22 because I love attention.)

Image credit is thanks to the brilliance of @djarins-cyare , whose Photoshop skills spared you from the resultant fails of my trying to make a picture of Iago and Aladdin myself using AI. You haven't lived until you've seen Mando with a giant red plume sticking out of his helmet.

YT clip of Iago, in his not-surprised era

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do you have anything cheerful my brain just sprung Emotions (/neg) on me

my brain has also been springing negative emotions™

so i’ve gone through my photos looking for cheerful things for us both, I hope they help-

here’s a tiramisu with a powdered sugar heart-

here’s a baby goat and a cat-

here’s a goose and a turtle-

here are some cookies I made, in sunset lighting-

here are some disney ducks™ -

here’s a really pretty sunset-

here’s a terrifying but smiling ostrich-

and here’s rick :)

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Palestinian girls and women are forced to use tents as pads. People boost. Donate if you can

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i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.

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What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

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we have once again surpassed our goal so i have raised it to 4200 as we said we would!

please share and donate, and continue boycotting and remember: free palestine!

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The Boys are back so a reminder

The actor playing Frenchie - Tomer Capone, was not only an IDF soldier but a squad leader.

With his brigade taking part in The Second Lebanon War that killed over a thousand civilians and left 900 000 people displaced.

And he obviously is in favor of Genocide Joe for sending funds to Isn'treal to continue to colonize Palestine.

Free Palestine 🍉🍉🍉

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THE MANDALORIAN APPRECIATION WEEK ✯ Day 7 Free choice: THE MANDALORIAN: A summary

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.