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Every time I step outside I find myself terrified of being caught on camera, lest Netflix will soon announce the release of its newest gritty political drama based on that one time Rose Lalonde wore sweatpants to the gas station.

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@normal-horoscopes thoughts on the Gorilla Glue bonding sigil

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they call me bath and body works because i like to take a bath and then go to your mom's house and make her body work

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Never mind, I hit my word goal.

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Words do not come easily today. Every time I look up from my work in progress, I am reminded that I received a bouquet of flowers today but do not own a vase, so I retrieved an empty glass bottle previously filled with instant espresso powder from the depths of my kitchen to put them in instead. I’m sure other family members would be able to tell you something or other about modern art with regards to this, however I keep finding myself wondering if the espresso residue is going to do something magical to these flowers.

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already in my pinned posts but 

a helpful doc for nonblack people so yall can stop using aave, i know it runs rampant on this site but please do make an effort. 

that being said if you need clarification you can hit my dms but! no black person is responsible for teaching you stuff you already know. 

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English speakers’ dedication to pronouncing crêpe like grape is hilarious but tragic. It’s crap. It’s pronounced crap. You could have been calling food crap this entire time. You have been missing out.

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evil fonts. HELL vetica. CRIMES new roman. IMPACT (fatal). MAL ibri. arial

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@gigasonickickflip

man i wish i had your life 

Come and get it, mullet boy.

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I miss NYC, where people were the right kind of insane. People here in LA are also insane, but in the sense that I can’t walk two steps without someone threatening that the planet will die if I do not join their hypervegan gym. NYC-brand insanity means that I can’t enter the subway without someone threatening that I will die if I don’t say hi to the football-sized live rodent they have brought with them. Who in their right mind would not find that more preferable.

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I don’t know who Mario is and I’ve never heard of Chris Pratt.

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Another day of not being Vriska on Tumblr.

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@vriska69

I have self-destructive tendencies, 8tw. Not rel8ted to anything in particular. Just thought you should know.

I appreciate the thinly veiled warning. However, unlike most people on this site, I am not Vriska. Therefore, any self-destruction you perform will leave me perfectly safe. The logic is sound. Everything is fine.

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I only follow people I see Vriska interact with. You all better be good.

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Fine.

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@gigasonickickflip

alright im getting a bowl cut are you fucking happy now 

You may do whatever you deem fit. Know that a mullet is something you have in your heart rather than on your head. Know that there is no escape once you have been diagnosed. Good luck. Also, I was already happy to begin with.

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If you think my posts are about you, they are. Every one of them.