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"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.
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Just because I "long for their undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning them against a wall" doesn't mean I'm gay that's just how rivalry works.
"homoerotic undertones" my ass I just want my rival to be down to fuck
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cover them up slut (your bleeding wounds)
heh… like what you see? ;) *tries to lean back in a seductive pose and passes out from blood loss*
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ive decided i glow in the dark now
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"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.
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hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips]
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e--- that...still don’t sound right? do ya usually just wear peoples skin fer funsies?? seems like a weird thing ta do and i ain’t usually one ta shy away from gorey shit
Peache!! How are you going to spend halloween? Do you have a particular costume you plan on wearing?
"Yes!!! Korajj and I are going to dress up as Waluigi! He's gonna stand on my shoulders and we're going to just be a very tall Waluigi!"
"As for a costume I'm doing by myself....?"
"I dunno, I just found this dead guy in a river so I took his face and hands and I'm gonna wear them as a mask and gloves!"
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Another com I had a lot of fun with! Thank you so much again for letting me draw your ships ^A^
☆ Comms Open ☆
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e--- bro yer wearin’ a dead dudes skin fer the holidays? thats kinda gross! what if there’s all kindsa bugs crawlin’ around in him?? how long has he been dead?? this just seems like a bad idea all ‘round
Peache!! How are you going to spend halloween? Do you have a particular costume you plan on wearing?
"Yes!!! Korajj and I are going to dress up as Waluigi! He's gonna stand on my shoulders and we're going to just be a very tall Waluigi!"
"As for a costume I'm doing by myself....?"
"I dunno, I just found this dead guy in a river so I took his face and hands and I'm gonna wear them as a mask and gloves!"
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when me and the boys go hunting.
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Can we please normalize killing 🥺 and maiming 😭😭😭 it's my coping mechanism and it really hurts to see people hating on it.. 💔💔💔
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fuck therapy i need to be cast as a horrible person in a horror movie and get to stab a fake body and get blood all over me and act deranged (and get paid for it!), that would help me a lot actually
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men in crop tops
Based on your gay thoughts!
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