fooligandan
fooligandan
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Daniel/Dan | '96 | white | he/him binary-questionable transgender thing | some kind of brain problem situation | reblog nsfw or talk abt related topics sometimes so be warned | I wish you peace and safety 馃挒馃嚨馃嚫馃挒 | about
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fooligandan 7 minutes ago
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really underrated wigan kebab line: "so it's called a babby's yed because it looks like a baby's head? If you... if you crack it open?" "Yeah but uh... but don't do it! 鈽濓笍"
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fooligandan 9 minutes ago
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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.
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fooligandan 29 minutes ago
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fooligandan 30 minutes ago
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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."
genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.
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fooligandan 37 minutes ago
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To be continued...
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fooligandan 1 hour ago
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Do Not. show me. Freddy Gaybear. again
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fooligandan 3 hours ago
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it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn鈥檛 matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply so not enjoy being treated like shit.
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fooligandan 3 hours ago
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fooligandan 3 hours ago
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Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 馃グ
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fooligandan 3 hours ago
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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fooligandan 3 hours ago
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i think 4 is "taking so long" (per others' words) is like not only from this just being the norm for game development now - and gamers are kind of an impatient demographic - but also like kingdom hearts games have one fucktillion assets for all the different worlds and stuff such as this that have to be made and put together. surely it's coming along
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