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Wrapping wunks ass to go

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Backflipping wunk

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I hope this years artfight theme is USSR vs USA

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this evil sword shit is so easy you don't even have to really attempt to corrupt your wielder anymore. you just say "that guy looks like a sinner" real casually while they're in the checkout line and they start sweating and glancing around them desperately

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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Possibly the greatest r/malelivingspace post of all time

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whoops lost myself for about eight years there

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the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it

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Thinking about Frankenstein and I started wondering about the etymology of the word creature. Anyways.

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Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

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They found that the bat noises are not just random, as previously thought, reports Skibba. They were able to classify 60 percent of the calls into four categories. One of the call types indicates the bats are arguing about food. Another indicates a dispute about their positions within the sleeping cluster. A third call is reserved for males making unwanted mating advances and the fourth happens when a bat argues with another bat sitting too close. In fact, the bats make slightly different versions of the calls when speaking to different individuals within the group, similar to a human using a different tone of voice when talking to different people. Skibba points out that besides humans, only dolphins and a handful of other species are known to address individuals rather than making broad communication sounds. The research appears in the journal Scientific Reports.

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Fuck my life, I just lost one William dollars 😭