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If I didn't know where the line between fiction and reality was I couldn't use it to strangle you sexually

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One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

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Mount Holyoke College students

at Pride in Northampton, MA (1989)

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Loser bitch: "She types with tildes. TILDES. Gag me with a spoon!"

Me: "That's right—and I use em dashes, too~!"

All the babes: "OOOOOH! <3 <3 <3"

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Person reading my adventurer plate: "Haha, I'm 'edible,' too"

Me: "Snakes uwu"

Person: "????? wait what"

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*maintains eye contact with you while breaking a copyright law*

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Right wingers not only promoting pseudoscientific ideas around porn addiction, semen retention and other no-fap community nonsense but actively legislating against pornography being legal means that I think we can officially call it: great news everyone, jacking off is now woke! This also means posting pole and hole is woke, going horny on main is woke, and most importantly gooning on the clock is woke. boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I nut on company time. The Gooner Rights Agenda is the future of the radical left - Coomers of the world Unite! You have nothing to lose but your pants

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What's the word for when I—I mean someone in general—is really shy but like they'll get knocked up by a stranger at the greyhound station to kill time

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"I am going to put a stop to your fornication with the sea. She belongs to me."

-- Spartan general Callicratidas to general Conon of Athens for various reasons but none that justify this phrasing.

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uhm, akchully, femininity is child-coded, so if you like sexy dresses you're a pedo

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Y'know I'm starting to think the general Tumblr population doesn't actually know what a knight is

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People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

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I just saw a cop car pull up to a loud midnight music house party, turn its siren on and off in the rhythm of the music for 30 seconds, then drive away

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😺

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campaign notes: Shitty Rogues' Guild

Godfather wannabe

Scarface wannabe

House wannabe

Ren & Stimpy yaoi dynamic