footballluvr1994
I'M NOT A PORN BOT
BEFORE YOU COME IN AND SAY THAT'S EXACTLY THE TYPE OF THING A PORN BOT WOULD SAY I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THAT IS THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK AND I THREW THE BOOK OUT TEN SWEEPS AGO. WHAT BOOK? ARE YOU OKAY?? || Jove's semi dependent Karkat Vantas || Muse and mun are 18+ || SO TELL ME ABOUT THIS GREY GUY
98 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
tommytop
On Top of the World
underatedsunbeano-blog
( ´_ゝ`)
try-with-me
Holding on for a Hero
stickytrashsuitcaseuniversity
7:40 pm Thu 4 Jun
the-orford
The Orford
Text
Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing
129K notes
·
View notes
Photo
The Mountain hare/skogshare reminds you of the importance to wash your feet, including between your toes!
95K notes
·
View notes
Video
here’s how nick the one episode siren can still win (‘toxic’ by britney spears)
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
yell at people who walk within ten feet of you. thats your property other people are NOT allowed without permission
271 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Fig. 160. “The appearance of blood vessels in the ears of a white rabbit.” Experimental pharmacology. 1917.
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
EYELASHES BUILT LIKE A MOO BEAST KEEPING ME FROM INSERTING A CONTACT LENS INTO MY EYE FOR A BIT.
4 notes
·
View notes
Video
here’s how nick the one episode siren can still win (‘toxic’ by britney spears)
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
devastating realization my two most prominent childhood animated crushes were probably Eris from sinbad and. Shaggy from scooby doo
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
HOT TAKE TO CLEARLY SEE ME SAY IT'S NOT JACK STAUBER AND HIS DECREPIT HOLE RIDDLED LUNGS WHEEZING AN INTERLUDE TO EASY TO BREATHE AND TO MOVE ON AND STILL ASSUME I MEAN I HATE SONGS WITH LYRICS.
I'M FOLDING MY HANDS AND LEANING IN TO WHISPER CONSPIRATORILY TO YOU ABOUT WHEN I SENT YOU THE RSVP TO BARDGE IN ON MY PERSONAL PITY PARTY.
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE EVENT PERFECTLY FIT TO NOT FUCKING INCLUDE ASSHOLES WHO DID NOT JOIN MY GROOVY SESSION IN THE DISCORD CHAT.
SONG STARTS WITH AN EXAGGERATED INTAKE OF AIR, GARBLED BY THE ENCROACHING PHLEM OF A LIFETIME OF ABUSING THE SINGERS LUNGS AND IMMEDIATELY I KNOW I'M SETTING MYSELF UP FOR DISSAPOINTMENT.
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
SONG STARTS WITH AN EXAGGERATED INTAKE OF AIR, GARBLED BY THE ENCROACHING PHLEM OF A LIFETIME OF ABUSING THE SINGERS LUNGS AND IMMEDIATELY I KNOW I'M SETTING MYSELF UP FOR DISSAPOINTMENT.
2 notes
·
View notes