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sorry yall, fairy AU means it’s canon ☠️☠️

Cursed Fun fact: The reason Dale knew his baby would have clairvoyant powers is that he had similar visions of the future while pregnant with Dev!

Slightly less cursed fun fact: the Au pairs in this au are a pixie equivalent! A tiny, slightly robotic race of fairy that all work under the Dimmadome corporation. It’s unknown wether Dale created them, robotically modified them, orrrr if he simply hired them and the AU pairs already looked like that lol- (will draw a better reference pic of them and Dale later)

Anyway WOE, DALEPREG BE UPON YE

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Wanted to draw more of my ship of Cookie and Dr. Rip Studwell, so it's about time I draw him pregnant

Also, here's a quick drawing of what their kid would look like. Her name is Hematogen 🍫

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Diversity win! The worst dad you know is pregnant!

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👶 Queen never cry 😎

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More fop art 🫡

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I know this wasn't what happened but the idea made me laugh sry.

Just read the new chapter, love this fic so much & the charecterization as well.

JDHCJVJBKBK NO I’M GLAD YOU MADE IT it’s making me laugh too-

Thank you!! I try my best!! And by that I mean I have a shitton of character compilations for reference-

Funnily enough even with Irep’s infancy considered Jorgen’s plan still wouldn’t be good or effective. But only I can know how ironic it is because I know the future of the au-

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More sketches

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A Papa's Fears

AN: I’ve finally gotten around to writing again after not being able to sleep (3 hrs before work too rip) but I couldn’t wait around to write this. Mama Cosma in this is VERY different than the one I normally write her as, so you can consider this non-canon to my AU (or not even part of) if you like. I’ve just been going through a huge writer’s block lately, plus my Splatoon addiction doesn’t help lol. But I’ll try to post more often. Anyways, enjoy! Also MPREG is involved in this fanfic as most of my work is, so if that’s not something you’re comfortable with, this isn’t the story for you.

Mr. Cosma sighed a breath of exhaustion as he slunk down on the vibrant, purple couch: the weight of his belly finally overcoming him. Taking off the pink apron that he had sported ever since his wife had left for work that morning, he took a long look around the house, satisfied with his work. Every unused outlet plugged up, the kitchen counters and doors covered with child locks, furniture dusted, floors vacuumed, baby-gates installed. All that was left was for his wife to come home and help him install carbon monoxide detectors and make sure fresh batteries were placed in the smoke detectors.

The longer he sat around and looked however, he couldn’t help but feel like something was missing, but he couldn’t remember what it was. The cleaning supplies had been moved from the kitchen sink to his and his wife’s bathroom, the nursery was set up, and he had just about checked every aspect of the house, MULTIPLE times. What could he possibly be missing? As he shuffled around the couch to look over the living room for the hundredth time, he let out a yelp as a glowing, gold light ignited, forcing him off as he watched the couch shrink, becoming miniscule compared to is wand that he left on the couch. Letting out a small squeak, Mr. Cosma launched himself towards the wand and grabbed it, shaking it to stop its magic; the couch no bigger the size of a mint.

How could I be so stupid. We can’t be leaving these around! What if the baby gets a hold of one? What if…oh how could I forget so easily.

“Honey? What happened to our couch?”, his wife asked, closing the front door behind her as she placed down her briefcase, “And what are you doing? I thought I told you to take it easy today.”

“I-I-I I know hun. I just…”, Mr. Cosma stammered, unable to answer his wife. Smiling gently at him, Mrs. Cosma pulled out her wand and pointed it towards their mint-sized couch, turning it back to normal. “I-I’m so sorry darling. It was an accident. I-I was just so lost in thought that I-“

“Babe, sit down. You standing around all stressed out is not good for the baby.”, Mrs. Cosma said softly, placing his hands on her husband’s shoulders, sitting him down gently, “What’s the matter? How did this happen?”

“I-I just…”, Mr. Cosma stuttered some more, before tears started sprouting from his emerald green eyes, staining his reading glassed, “I’m sorry. I-I just wanted to help.”

“Shh…shh…baby it’s ok.”, she said soothingly, hugging him gently as she rubbed his back.

“I ruin everything.”

“No you don’t darling. Why do you think you ruin everything?”

“I-I’m such an idiot. I was trying to make sure our home w-was safe for our baby since he’s almost here and I…I left my wand on the couch and it shrunk..and I almost got hit..and what if that had been our baby”

“Ok babe, breathe for me.”, Mrs. Cosma instructed, grabbing his hands firmly as she demonstrated a proper breath. She let him continue sobbing before he started breathing, his tears finally coming to a halt. “Do you need some water?”

“No dear…”, he sniffed, “I just want our baby to be safe. I-I knew I was forgetting something. I didn’t even think about what would happen if he got a hold of our wands. He can’t use adult magic yet! He’s not ready!”

“Sweetheart, it’s ok. We’re going to lock them up from now on. It was just a little accident. Don’t beat yourself up. The fact that you’re even worrying this much just proves to me that you don’t ruin everything. I’m sure you’re doing to be the best father in the world to our little Cosmo.”, she said softly, wiping the last of his tears from his cheek, “Think about it. It’s a good thing this happened. If it happened, then you wouldn’t have remembered our wands, right?”

“I-I guess so. Just..”, Mr. Cosma sighed, anxiety still overcoming his body as he looked down at his belly, “I’m sorry darling. I’ve been such a handful lately. I-I’m just ready for him to be born so bad. I’m tired of all these hormones, I’m tired of the vomiting, and I-I’m sorry. I know you don’t want to come home to me looking like a mess. I haven’t even started dinner yet.”

“Then we’ll get something delivered. It’s no big deal. I just want you to rest. We don’t have much time left anyways, but you worrying about everything and stressing yourself out isn’t going to do any good.”, Mrs. Cosma said, “I know you want to give the baby a good home. I do too, and I’m glad you’re taking all the precautions into doing so, but you’ve got to take care of yourself too, especially since we’re due pretty soon.”

“Well..I just…I don’t want anyone to die from an accident. Of course, I’m especially talking about the baby but what if something happens to you or I? What if something happens to me that I can’t take care of my baby. What if an accident like this kills us-“

Mrs. Cosma interrupted her husband by kissing him on the mouth, pulling him close and allowing him to melt into her body, a sense of security and warmth around him.

“Darling, please just trust me. Trust me to provide and take care of his household, and trust yourself that you’re going to do a good job with the baby, ok? No more worrying. Cosmo doesn’t want daddy to worry anymore.”, she smiled at him, “Everything’s going to be ok. I promise you. I love you too much to lie to you.”

“I-I love you too. Thank you.”, Mr. Cosma said softly, sniffing though his tears were finally clearing up, “Honey?”

“Yes dear?”

“Do you know if we have any pickles left? And peanut butter?”

“Yes but don’t spoil your dinner. I’m about to order.”, she laughed softly as she made her way towards the landline phone in the kitchen, “Pizza ok?”

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Thinkin bout baby names

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Idk if y’all expected me to draw only one thing with this but I’m not, it’s gonna be a whoooole thing teehee :)

Also

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I don't see people talking abt him enough!!!!

(also,this man is a walking malewife be fr)

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Cosmo definitely doubted about his own parenting skills once.

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This ship is so random but I ended up loving it 😔

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What do you mean that Fairly Oddparents A New Wish isn't getting any proper covering nor advertising because it isn't a Netflix original

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Now imagine Remy having to cater to Juandissimo at the baby shower like Timmy did for Cosmo?

not pictured: remy literally wishing for timmy to take care of him instead, probably

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Fairy Pregnancy Headcanons (I may or may not have already made a post about it, but I wanted to keep an updated list just so things stay current)

- (Canon actually) Last about 3 months and depending on the fairy, could be fairly easy going or a living hell.

-Birth generally takes about 24-48 hrs. Again, depends on the fairy. If a fairy goes past 48 hours, then a C Section would be recommended.

-Fairies are generally extremely emotional during this time, and moods range from angry, violent outbursts, to crying rivers of tears.

-Some are bedridden by the 3rd month. Guaranteed to be bedridden if having twins.

-Babies kick during the 2nd and 3rd months instead of right before birth, and sometimes their feet poke out of their stomach.

-Fairies tend to need the bathroom more, especially during the 3rd month, where the fairy is absolutely miserable

-Fairies are especially irritable when giving birth. It’s encouraged NOT to bring a wand into the delivery room.

-Emotions are also sometimes tied to their babies. For instance, if the fetus gets fussy, then the fairy will be a lot easier to upset than normal.

-You cannot enlist in Fairy World Military programs while pregnant.

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Dev I don’t think you’re supposed to ask for that