Hi, I'm Timber and I'm absolute Achievement Hunter trash. Sometimes I dabble in writing, which can be found here: http://for-flipping-asgard.tumblr.com/tagged/my-writings
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liking top gun is a red flag. it's also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green one. and a blue one. and also a purple one. liking top gun is gay
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So I found this gif by @buzzthetower and. Thought of this. Enjoy :D
Slider: *talking*
Maverick: *listening to slider and being so impossibly cute at the same time*
Iceman: *staring at Maverick unapologetically for the WhOlE eNtiRE gif and not taking in a sINGLE word Slider is saying*
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screw your navy assigned callsign, what would your callsign be based off the nickname one of your parental figures called you as a kid?mine would be sunshine!
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Maybe you weren’t a terrible person maybe you were just fifteen
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He is THE "Iceman" but he always gives the biggest, brightest toothy smiles.
The fact that the stupid signature Ice smiles never change might be the part that hurts me the most.
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Here are some of my favorite Keleigh Teller tiktok comments cause I am now the President of her fan club 🙌










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Do you think Miles Teller gets an offer in a movie or something and he’s like “nah” but they tell him “you get to dance in at least one scene” and he’s just like “where do I sign?”
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did i ever think id be crying over some guys son playing the piano and singing in a bar full of fighter pilots? no, but here we are
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hey rooster, i have a thing for you and your dad, babes




+ and your uncle 🫠
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Is anyone available to talk about Top Gun: Maverick? Specifically, is anyone available to talk about Phoenix and Bob’s dynamic in Top Gun: Maverick?
Phoenix literally knew Bob for only 10 minutes and was like:
(graphic via @tcmiv)
And Bob was like:
They were the best team in the squadron. I love them, your honor.
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Happy Pride Month to these bitches only
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Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
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