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anyone else sing to their pets about how stinky they are 

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I wish I could live inside this 5 seconds for the rest of my life

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all of these have the same energy

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There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

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how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

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Oh no… I saw a wiggly worm on the pavement and it looked sad and so I said “oh no, mister worm, you are in a very sorry state… back into the thicket with you!” and I gently put it back into the grass, and then I turned around and there was a TEENAGER LAUGHING AT ME… why are The Youth so cruel

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U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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Quiet.

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​I would burn Facebook to the ground for a tic tac if I was given the opportunity

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