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for-sure-not-a-llama · 10 hours ago

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No hate against the americans. But your government... Sigh...

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 1 day ago

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#traditional art #artwork #artists on tumblr #my art #art #hitman #hitman fandom #agent 47 #i need to use the bathroom

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 2 days ago

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What's a llama's favourite thing to do?

Oh thats easy.

Not being part of the secret world order. Thats lots of fun.... For them. Them, yes.

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 3 days ago

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Listen sweaty, i am a human expert. I thonk i know better.

I’ve finally found you out! You’re a sheep.

WHAT?! NO?! ARE YOU A COP!!!? YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU ARE A COP!!!

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 3 days ago

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Hello, i am Hugh Mann or guy mcnotallama, just your average dutch guy dude.

Some info about me.

Sex: no thank you.

Gender: Male

Ethnicity: human

Race: fast

Job: 3 star lawnmower service (not the secret world order).

Hobbies: i like gaming, drawing and some other things.

Status: Not a llama and not having killed JFK.

Pet peeve: Being called a llama for no reason.

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 3 days ago

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I’ve finally found you out! You’re a sheep.

WHAT?! NO?! ARE YOU A COP!!!? YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU ARE A COP!!!

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 3 days ago

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Fun llama fact: did you know that there were no llamas in argentinia before 1945? Thats because we they had to flee from some stuff they did in europe and now they wanted us them dead for it.

#llama #llamas #llama facts #i am not a llama #world domination #argentinia #1945 #human #i am human #shitpost #funny

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 3 days ago

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I was wondering [human question]?

Oh thats simple!

[human answer].

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 3 days ago

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You Llama Llama

I WILL SUE YOU.

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 3 days ago

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Guys, what is more normal human?

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 3 days ago

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The llama mindset.

Its important to kill people who annoy you.

#hitman #agent 47 #llama #llamas #i am not a llama

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 4 days ago

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What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 4 days ago

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Me: man i sure do like drawings of animal people doing cute things and having funny conversations

13 year olds:

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

#funny #furry

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 4 days ago

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Freaking adorable. Also you look like a friendly Arxur immigrant. (From a sci fi series i like to read)

I had a weird dream last night that i was a pathetic alligator girl living in france.

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 5 days ago

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I need someone's arms to just sob into rn.

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 5 days ago

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I have a door and love using it to enter my home

You seem very human. I, too, am a human. Taxes

Taxes indeed my fellow human.

What was your opinion on 'the game™'? I like the moment where they interacted with the ball.

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for-sure-not-a-llama · 6 days ago

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Oh i love weather. It makes me feel so human.

Do you like bread? I love bread.

You seem very human. I, too, am a human. Taxes

Taxes indeed my fellow human.

What was your opinion on 'the game™'? I like the moment where they interacted with the ball.

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