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Is it possible to tell whether someone is actually using Force Bonding or if they are faking it and don't want to talk to you?

Hello, anon! It is indeed possible to tell whether or not that someone is ignoring you. All you need to do is understand simple body language because you can in fact see them. If you cannot see them, you can simply restart your Forcetime™ session to get rid of any force-cookies. When your session fully loads back up, you should be able to see them. If this still does not work, we recommend you get an anti-forcevirus because you might’ve picked up a few forceviruses. We hope this helps with your dilemma. Thank you and have a great day!

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Can Ben feel... everything that I feel?

Good evening, Rey! Our favorite customer. To answer your question, yes you can in fact feel everything Ben feels and Ben can feel everything you feel. I personally can’t resist asking you this, but why exactly are you asking this question? After all those Forcetime™ sessions we have detected in your force-history, I’d assume that you would already know this.

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Please calm down, sir. We are trying to help you. In order to restart the force bond connection, all you need to do is disconnect from Rey for approximately twenty-four hours and then call her up again. After that, the force bond should have cooled down and cleared any force-cookies. If you still can’t see Rey’s surroundings once you call her, we recommend you delete this force bond and create a new one, or get an anti-forcevirus.

I can't see Rey's surroundings. Just her.

Good evening, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren! We can help you with this! There is a theory that you can’t see Rey’s surroundings because you are a force sensitive who strictly wields the dark side of the force. Perhaps redemption would fix your dilemma?

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Cen I get connected to Rey even though she blocked me and closed our connection?

Hello, Mr. Ren! You can in fact get back into contact with Rey via Force even though she blocked you as long as she did not report you. All you need to do is simply recreate a Force connection with her and you’re good to go! We hope this works out for you because some of us are pro-dark side. Have a great day!

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Hello again, Mr. Ren! We recommend you restart your Forcetime™ connection if you do not wish to turn. This could work because you might’ve picked up a force-bug, so clearing the force-cookies may fix your problem. Please call us back via Force if this doesn’t work. Thank you and have a great day!

I can't see Rey's surroundings. Just her.

Good evening, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren! We can help you with this! There is a theory that you can’t see Rey’s surroundings because you are a force sensitive who strictly wields the dark side of the force. Perhaps redemption would fix your dilemma?

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So I called my brother up on Forcetime to ask him to pick up some blue milk.... and he's naked and THE I CAN'T HANGUP PLEASE HELP ME I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Hello! Unfortunately we have detected that you have a force-bug. Try restarting your Forcetime™ connection and get back to us once you are finished. We hope this fixes your dilemma. Good luck and have a great day!

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I can't see Rey's surroundings. Just her.

Good evening, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren! We can help you with this! There is a theory that you can’t see Rey’s surroundings because you are a force sensitive who strictly wields the dark side of the force. Perhaps redemption would fix your dilemma?

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how do you go about blocking someone on forcetime?

Hello! You can’t just block someone on Forcetime™ via force unfortunately. But you can go directly to the person who connected you to your partner and politely and respectfully request that they undo the force connection. That is, if they are still alive. We hope this helps. Have a great day!

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hi im not force sensitive but id like to get connected

Hello! Unfortunately you must be force sensitive in order to “get connected” for free. We are very sorry to tell you this. But if you really, really want to “get connected,” we suggest that you make a single payment of 70,000,000 portions, no free trial included. Have a great day!

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Is it possible to kill someone through the force bond?

Is this Kylo Ren? Hello, anonymous! It is possible to kill someone through the force bond. We do not recommend it, however. Here are a few reasons why:1) That is very wrong and causes much harm to others. (Seriously don’t do that because it’s against the law and a very very bad thing to do)2) Their force ghost and you may still be connected through the force after they die. (We assume you want to kill this person because you hate them)3) You may experience traumatically high levels of force-karma inflicted pain. (Which is very different then traditional karma because it is just the force ghosts plotting against you)So our advice is to just… endure this… Have a great day!

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AFTER SEEING BEN SITTING ON THE TOILET SHIRTLESS I WOULD LIKE TO CANCEL MY TRIAL PLEASE

Hello! Unfortunately once you get Forcetime™ you can’t cancel unless you find a Jedi who can help you with that, but I’m very sorry to tell you that the Jedi no longer exist so I hope you will be able to figure out how to control it which is completely impossible. Anyway, we wish you all the best of luck with your dilemma. Have a great day!

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Rey: Steps on a Lego

Kylo: *Screaming in agony* Yes, I feel it too!!! Please stop experimenting with the forcebond!!

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These two photos that look like they’re connected mean more to me now

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Rey: Having period cramps

Kylo: *whispers in pain* I feel it too.