Monet | they/them | adult | obsessed w fictional men | icon by citrusro
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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
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Shoutout to selfshippers in their 30s, 40s, 50s and beyond. rock on, daydream more about kissing your blorbos!
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the farm hands LOVE teasing Beau about you...
"Where's your beau, Beau?" His 'friend' loves to yell across the field, leaning all the way back in his saddle. Beau himself is already gettin achy from the ride. "No romantic little pony rides today?"
"You think you're so fuckin' clever, don'tcha?" Beau always responds.
"I'm just saying-" the man continues. "you've been panting after that girl for months, trailing around like a puppy dog. Didn't you fix up that wrap around porch for her? I wouldn'tve done that for my wife-"
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which fave takes you on an impromptu date and forgets they have zilch in the bank
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Omg that’s so cute! I bet you look like a sunflower fairy
Also i tried a new hairstyle today. I have little braids and sunflower clips in them so i look like a fair maiden at a Renaissance Fair today.
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Hiiiiiiiii. another quiz for u all to take <3 I like doing these
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various toast emojis by motigome (twt) (site)
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v kendy & bugsy
and then i wash behind your ears and we chat until the water turns completely cold and then we go to bed snuggy buggy and kendy
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you and bakugou swearing to everyone around you that you'd never be into each other after nearly a decade of 'will they won't they' and then going on vacation together because "financially it worked out" only to be caught fucking on day 3 because you answered a Facetime from in his bed and your friend (who told you this would happen) got a flash of his ass as he tried to leave the room
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someone needs to give me a baby rn. im not playing around anymore😤
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