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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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pick your poison

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This is probably why the are recommended tank companions for snails

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Crochet mushroom

Another kit I did but only made the big one.

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I just finished this crochet kit. Not a big fan of the yarn. Kinda lopsided. But still cute

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Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

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via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

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*opens door to throw out cans the recycle can*

*sees lizards on back porch*

“Get of my fuckin porch” 🖕

It had the audacity to just stare at me.

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From a previous cooking adventure

Seafood boil. Definitely want to make again

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Today on Goblin learning to cook

Chili!!!!

Will it be spicy? Who knows. It smells good and I just started it 😆😋

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Oh yeah forgot the sticker

Did this crochet kit.

I got fed up making the tentacles and didn’t want to sew on the smile.

The “yarn” was terrible in my opinion. But I get a sticker and an empty tin out of it so yay!

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Did this crochet kit.

I got fed up making the tentacles and didn’t want to sew on the smile.

The “yarn” was terrible in my opinion. But I get a sticker and an empty tin out of it so yay!

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Mouse MD

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Making progress on my next trinket boxes

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