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forestshadow-wolf · 3 hours
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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
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forestshadow-wolf · 16 hours
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In case no one told you growing up
Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.
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forestshadow-wolf · 18 hours
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I really wanna make spicy food rn but I know that it's send my gums down into the 37th pit of hell and I don't have the energy for that rn
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forestshadow-wolf · 21 hours
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Ugh social burnout my beloathed
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Alright I love this fit actually
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That feeling When the dentist sands down the sides of your teeth to make room for them to move with your invisaline and it was a sensory nightmare and also hurt but you didn't say anything because of anxiety and now your gums are bleeding 😀 I'm having agood time and don't at all want to go die in a hole
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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The son from Little Miss Sunshine, Dwayne. I think Soap, in another universe, might have been him. Could have been him.
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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Ghost: Can I borrow Nik for a minute?
Graves: Go for it
(Later)
Nik: Why did you ask him if I was available?
Ghost: Always ask the person holding the leash before you pet the dog
Nik:
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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Did
:(
GUYS WE LOST HIM
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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>:(
You leave-d me :'(
GUYS WE LOST HIM
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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@bringinsexybackk69
Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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>:(
*pouting*
GUYS WE LOST HIM
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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Thud
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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Good
Tell him i said: *pat pat*
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*
Me:
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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Oh phew
Almost panicked there
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forestshadow-wolf · 2 days
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NOOOOOOO
OUR BOYYYYYYYY
GUYS WE LOST HIM
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