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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

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obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

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sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

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(talking about a character i really like) fucking annoying ass gayboy i hope he dies

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When you realize fanfic writers are just fanfic readers who couldn't find what they wanted to read 💀

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just the usual

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Price started to notice something.

When Soap invited Ghost to spend the holidays with him, Price was relieved. He didn’t have to worry about his lieutenant during a rough time of year for him.

Then Ghost started to actually request leave. Something Price and Laswell always had to force him to do. He noticed when Ghost would put in for leave, the next day Soap would put in for the same time off and vice versa. Price played it off as a coincidence at first. Their friends. Ghost is letting someone into his life. Good for him.

A while later there was a form on his desk from Ghost to have his address updated. When asked Ghost said the apartment complex got condemned so he had to move. Price didn’t push further. About a month later Soap dropped an address update form on his desk too. Price could only pretend he didn’t notice it was the same as Ghost’s new address.

Price started to watch the two interact. Touches would linger just a little too long. Little whispers to one another. Full conversations between both of them without a word being said. How Soap would slip out of a supply closet only to have Ghost slip out a few moments later. A new bruise on Soap’s neck that was definitely not related to training or a mission.

He decided to hold his tongue for now, but he’ll be pissed the way they tell him is by a save-the-date.

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madness consumes me but i still sillyyy

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petition to give battinson a robin in batman 2 pspsps

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big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

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Van Chapman is so beautifully Siobhan and British, but I'm from middle of nowhere Appalachia and I've met so many women like her. Her name is something like Tammy, she's your gym teacher or lunch lady, she's intimidating, but she cares and helps. You know she smokes so much and loves her grandkids. You know Van and Bert would have silly little grandparent names

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Johnny owns a copy of Trainspotting. It's beaten to fuck because he's owned it since his teenage years and even then he got it second hand.

It's the first book he reaches for when he's thinking of rereading something.

When Simon asks to borrow it, he thinks little of handing it over.

What he doesn't expect is for the man to reappear not ten minutes later with his brows furrowed and jaw clenched like he has a tension headache.

"What the fuck?"

"Wit?"

"Why's it written like that?"

"It's aboot Scots, why wouldn't it be written in Scots? Ya fanny."

"Could've fucking warned me, thought I was having a stroke."

It takes Simon two months of intermittent reading to get through the book, he claims it hurts his eyes to read it for any amount of time.

When Johnny hands him the sequel, he gets it thrown back at him.

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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we're not playing house we can either play psycho killer vs helpless victim or crazed cult leader + devoted follower

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Hehe the poll looks like a penis 🤭