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ahem..

this made me life so hard

the sokeefe betting pool

everyone knows about how much keefe is in love with sophie except sophie

keefe thinks he’s succeeding at hiding his emotions, but really, Sophie just has no clue what’s going on at any given moment.

so, there’s, y’know, a betting pool.  Ro runs it.

Keefe doesn’t know about it. Sophie DEFINITELY doesn’t know about it.

everyone else is in on it. 

From Lord Cassius to Emery. 

Here are the characters and their bets:

Fitz Vacker: It’ll happen in three years, he’s bet 13 lusters.

Biana Vacker: It’s happening within the next two months, and she’s bet twenty lusters.

Dex Dizznee: His date is fast approaching, it’s set for next week already. He’s going to have to give his money to Ro pretty quick. He’s not happy about this. He bet a whole thirty-seven lusters.

Tam Song: He bet three lusters on a very specific date next November. No one but Linh knows why. 

Linh Song: She bet fifteen lusters on a weekend three months from now. She knows she’s probably not going to win, but she has high hopes, and thinks that this betting pool is very fun, and anyone who is taking it too seriously needs to calm down.

Ro: Ro has bet one hundred and fifty-eight lusters on July Fourteenth, 2023. She is COMPLETELY in this for the long game. She’s gonna make it happen. She’ll fight God and Keefe himself. Linh has told her several times to calm down. She will not. 

Marella Redek: Fifty Lusters on next month. She’s terrified of losing. Pyrokinetics hasn’t been accepted yet, she needs to make all her money back!!!

Stina Heks: Seven lusters on next wednesday, but she doesn’t really care at all. She just wanted to be a part of it.

Maruca Chebota: Four lusters. She offered some time next year. Everyone glared at her for being so vaguely specific.

Lord Cassius: Seventy Lusters on next weekend. He’s going to lose. Lord Cassius never wins bets.

Grady Ruewen: Twenty Lusters on July Thirteenth, 2022. He will not elaborate. Ro thinks he’s doing it to spite her.

Edaline Ruewen: Seventeen Lusters on two months from now. She’s been watching Sophie more than anyone else has. She’s noticed some things. Edaline knows all. Edaline is probably going to win.

Bronte: He bet three hundred lusters on April Fifteenth, this next year. He did it solely to get Emery off his back for asking for bets.

Fintan: Seven hundred lusters, none of which are legally his, on April fourteenth. No comments.

Emery: Four hundred lusters on July Twelfth 2022. He and Grady are watching like hawks.

Alina: Four lusters on November Second, 2096. She has no faith in them but Emery would not shut up about it. 

Let’s hope Sophie and Keefe never find out about it. That’ll make a bunch of people lose.

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MWHAHAHAHAHA

you thought this would be an EVEILL POST? Oh nonononono it’s about my day of birth :)

ITS IN 7 DAYS!

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Hi! :)

I’m coming on here after what seems like years, (only a few months though probably) and I wanted your feedback, so I’m going to start writing about everything and anything, because I like story’s, and I want you guess to make characters! :)

you can draw them, or write them out, whatever you wanna do! I just wanna know your input, also if you want you can give me story -I will link my Pinterest account and you can also tell me on there! <3

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Anne Carson, An Oresteia

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I myself, am non-binary :]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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Anything is fine for me, I just wanna live in a cottage in the woods idc who I live with :]

reblog to manifest living in a cottage in the woods with a dog and a girlfriend

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well that was a twist of events

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ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"

ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,

but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?

and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,

so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.

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I got a Relaxed Aggron Mega,,

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

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How does… a turnip.. kill you? 😭😭

why do english people die in the stupidest ways 😭

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I love her ❤️❤️

NATALIA DYER Photographed by Josefina Santos for Cosmpolitan UK’s June/July 2022 issue

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I’m not lesbian but a bisexual but this is funny.

This is a callout post

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Reblog this!!!

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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R.F (Also R.M) Sakura or cherry blossom tree

The grey hammock

( I’m laying in the hammock but it’s the only thing closer to me other than my phone)

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

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Y e s all I can say is yes and be gay towards the moon

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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artists! reblog and put in the tags whether you find it easier to draw feminine or masculine people, or if you dont have a preference

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that is so cute though 🥰

The last play I watched before the pandemic was a Beauty And The Beast adaptation and when Gaston proposed to Belle there was this little boy in the audience who yelled NOOO DON’T SAY YES, so when Belle naturally turned him down Gaston turned to the boy with his hands on his hips and said “well, now look what you’ve done”