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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i like men a normal amount

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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

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I AM a native English speaker, and in addition to the goofy misspellings every single character (like the not-American vampires I’ve been writing xD) gets a STRONG Southern drawl

Graf von Krolock should be allowed to say y’all’ought’er, I think he’d enjoy it 😂

Me, writing at 3am: This is probably my best work. When did I become this talented?

Me, the next day: he roled he's eye

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Me climbing the walls and making this blog just waiting for Dracula Daily to start

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“babe, that fictional man is a grown ass adult and a bloodthirsty psychopath who unalives people for fun”

I know all that, but he has pretty eyes and a tragic backstory and if you’re mean to him, this is who you’re mean to by the way

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Today we played roblox, couldn't resist the vampire theme 🤓🤓🤓

для русскоязычных товарищей, мой тгк: fugaa🧛‍♀

очень хочу набрать аудиторию, но понимаю чоо фандом в целом мертв 🤪🤪🤪

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Is there a way to fix the paralysis loop of wanting to do something but my brain deciding that it has to feel right and ending up doing nothing all day or should I abuse substances

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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

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Lunaaa 🌗 I bet her favorite moon phase is a new moon because she’s emo

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Today is my birthday! And as you know, the best gift for an artist is support for their artwork! So I would be so grateful if you could share my work, or for any feedback! Thank you very much for your support, I love you all!

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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

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how many pieces of jewellry do you wear?

(includes individual rings, necklaces, earrings, piercings, etc)

none

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10+

i add more/remove more depending on where i am

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You wanna volunteer?

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™