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I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA KILL THE DUMBASS WHO DECIDED TO DO NETWORK MAINTENANCE AT 5PM ON FRIDAY THE 13th

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yep that's what I did, but with a pi 4.

Just got done setting up a CUPS print server because there is no way in hell I'm connecting this (gifted) HP printer to the network

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Just got done setting up a CUPS print server because there is no way in hell I'm connecting this (gifted) HP printer to the network

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Just got done setting up a CUPS print server because there is no way in hell I'm connecting this (gifted) HP printer to the network

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Type erasure can really be a bitch sometimes

Scratch that, its a bitch most of the time

Like I get why its a thing and how we got here but dammit why is serialization/deserialization so hard sometimes

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guess who took down prod today because timezones?

I FUCKING HATE TIMEZONES. TIMEZONES ARE THE WROST I WANT TO SHOOT JOHN TIMEZONE

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why is the animation to switch desktops 8 seconds and why can't I change it?

macos isn't that bad

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just learned about vibe coding

i'm gonna become a terrorist now

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Java's 30th birthday is tomorrow!

There was huge birthday stream today to celebrate!

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One of out sites had a North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe incident today. Turns out it's not just a myth perpetuated to scare IT students

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SpringBoot is kinda magical with dependency injection doing a bunch configuration and hard stuff for you but its such a pain in ass trying to troubleshoot something not working.

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macos isn't that bad

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I should really rewatch those movies...

Today, we get to reblog this

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The enterprise apps I work on predate gradle

My dislike of xml isn't a big enough reason to migrate like 100 pom.xmls across all projects. We have deadlines to meet for clients

I have a love-hate relationship with Maven.

Its stable, well documented and always works (for the most part)

but xml is 😔

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I have a love-hate relationship with Maven.

Its stable, well documented and always works (for the most part)

but xml is 😔

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What is bus factor? Re your recent reblog

Great question! The bus factor refers to the least number of people who can disappear from a team ("hit by a bus") that will cause the team to stop functioning. A bus factor of 1, as in ms-demeanor's case, means that one person is load-bearing and their absence will cause operations to grind to a halt. It's terribly common and a red flag for any enterprise that isn't essentially a startup or sole proprietorship. Good operational practices will ensure that their bus factor is appropriate to the size of the program and the risks they face, and factor in sick time, vacation, work travel, and anything else that might impact personnel availability. On the engineering side of the house, this will also involve design standards, documentation, and ensuring that you've got enough people with overlapping expertise to fill in or learn what was lost.

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who would've thought that putting an ALCOHOLIC at the helm of the US MILITARY who can't keep himself from POSTING WAR PLANS IN THE GROUP CHAT was a bad idea