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New rule: if youre rude to customer service workers you're not allowed to jerk off to my blog!!!
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Vestmannaeyjar Islands, Iceland
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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency
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"I came to the thought of you"
Good do it again.
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Horus falcon inlay, made in Egypt in the 4th century (source).
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slowly becoming the designated DIY guy of my household not because of any skill or training but because im the only person with the hubris to say 'fuck it hand me a drill how hard can it be." highly reccomend it because it gives a butch thrill that cannot be matched. i understand why suburban dads are like this now. im unstoppable.
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Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off
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Happy 26th anniversary to SpongeBob! Finally finished this animation. It has been rotting in my gallery for 2 years
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I love gay porn and hairy ass and I won't apologise
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