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Finals desperation sinks in
Professor: I'll add three points to your final grade if you-
Me: I'll do it. I don't care. Are the next words out of your mouth going to be "kill a man"? 'Cause I'll do it. I don't care. Give me those fucking points so I get a decent grade and feel fucking validated. I hate myself.
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i don’t like kids.
in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics.
HOWEVER
you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers.
because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes.
because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know.
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won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
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I can recognise Mr Brightside approximately 0.28 seconds into the song
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I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.
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codeinewarrior:
white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face
me: bitch what u say to me
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Doctors Hate Her! Local woman is "just really mean to doctors", says one
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Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
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I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there.
But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would come to me, and over tea we would discuss the problems of the kingdom. He would tell me that new people wanted to move to the kingdom, and ask me what we should do. Or he would tell me that the teddybears and the dolls were fighting over the enchanted forest, and ask me what to do. Basically, he took the trappings of the princess culture, and used it as a tool to teach me about leadership, civic responsibility, and compassion.
So if you have a little princess around, consider helping her figure out how to run her kingdom. There’s no sense in telling a kid they can’t be a leader, or that they can’t wear sparkles while they do it.
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