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They could never make me hate you, Damsel,,,

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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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low effort style test or something

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“I may be cringe” no. You are worse and that’s good

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did anyone do this already

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the things I do for the sake of self inserting. so many stupid aus. how did i even think of that. why am I including a character meant to be me and a hetalia character on it

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No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

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The Long Quiet: huh, i just woke up on this path in the woods, what am i supposed to do now?

The humble Narrator:

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I am quite fond of bird dude and his canceled wife

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Got into Slay the Princess recently and because I can't enjoy anything casually I am now scavenging every single corner of the internet for content and going yay yippie yahoo

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Guards! ☝ Put the blond man in a situation 🫵

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I gotta remake this

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scrolling down @digital999placebo acc and I saw the art with this goober and I think he's so... he's soo... gkahdgkjadhgjlkaghsahghag love him had to draw him gahh <3333

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thinking of the time when I was little that I was dared to drink an artificial sweetner thingy and ended up liking it a lot

my family had to hide the bottle from me because I'd be sucking on that thing like a sippy cup, I'd always find it though, so they started buying from a specific brand that has a plant that had a bad taste for me and that was when I finally stopped drinking pure artificial sweetner

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Last night I dreamed that showering was declared illegal and the entire army of my country broke my house down to arrest me because I was going to take a shower anyway

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I refuse to put effort on the hands

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The car ride of agony and dispair

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me reading the tags people put in my notifications