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thinking of the time when I was little that I was dared to drink an artificial sweetner thingy and ended up liking it a lot

my family had to hide the bottle from me because I'd be sucking on that thing like a sippy cup, I'd always find it though, so they started buying from a specific brand that has a plant that had a bad taste for me and that was when I finally stopped drinking pure artificial sweetner

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Last night I dreamed that showering was declared illegal and the entire army of my country broke my house down to arrest me because I was going to take a shower anyway

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I refuse to put effort on the hands

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The car ride of agony and dispair

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me reading the tags people put in my notifications

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For the screencaps thing.. 😇

COUGHS

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Alright guys send me a hetalia screencaps/manga panels/official art piece you like for me to sketch in my style (I have a preference for the older stuff but anything is good ig) (I'm gonna use my hc designs for the characters just letting ya know)

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i love your selfship art and its making me feel confident in indulging in the same thing

pls keep it up theyre so funny

Thank you anon I'm so glad that someone likes my slop posting it makes me really happy 🙏🙏🙏

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I PROMISEEEEE I'm gonna draw something that's not my godamn selfship but I'm going through something. ok. tormenting him by being clingy is my copium and I'm gonna explode if I don't have my dose

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Whatever. go my slop ship. (Just appreciate how Ludwig looks pls I love how I drew him here)

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>:V :0 :,V

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I JUST WANT TO STOP MAKING SHINY ANIME-ESQUE ART ARGHHHHHH please,,,, please I need tips,,, how,,,,,,,,,,

Feeling like that werewolf ripping its shirt picture because I can't make my art look like the ones from my art envy folder in my phone

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Feeling like that werewolf ripping its shirt picture because I can't make my art look like the ones from my art envy folder in my phone

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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I got a computer now <3

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im pretty sure someone did this before

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He's an ugly kind of cute