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Choosing my honors classes right now and the options are so weird

What happens if I take these classes at the same time?

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Does “Sugar Spice and Everything Nice” imply that Sugar and/or Spice are NOT nice? Or is it just extra Sugar and Spice?

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Apples and Oranges are both fruits.

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I don’t think people acknowledge Sonic the Hedgehog’s age enough

This radical 15-year-old’s biggest rival is a 30-year-old Italian plumber while his best friend is an 8-year-old boy with an IQ of 500 while his biggest frenemy is a 50-year-old genetic experiment who looks exactly like him but black; also he’s gone to the Olympics

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Do people still high five? I feel like I haven’t seen people high five in years

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from one piece of Halloween candy

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my mind is sprung with creatures galore

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A very recent bubbline drawing that I like

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they should give autistic little girls machine guns

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i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

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I think probably my favourite thing about BoJack Horseman is how amazing and consistently well balanced the comedy is to the drama.

These are both from the same episode.

[Transcript 1:

Kelsey: "Thanks for talking me into this, BoJack. Just so you know, I'm really glad we're making this movie together."

BoJack: "Didn't know you had it in me, did you?"

Kelsey: "No, I knew."

/End Transcript 1]

[Transcript 2:

Todd: "Margot, I thought we agreed no guns"

Margot: "Oh, is that what we agreed to? I thought we said no gum."

Todd, hushed: "But you're also chewing gum."

Margot: "I'm a wild card."

/End Transcript 2]

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Bojack's performative hatred of honeydews is actually a representation of his crippling self loathing and self destruction that only suffices when he actually gives himself a chance to improve/for it to taste good. This theory is also true because BoJack himself is a fruit.

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don't leave me!

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I’ve heard a lot of confusion surrounding this topic so I wanted to give a clear resource for these often misused terms ❤️💁‍♀️💝👏🍝💗

Multilingual - You speak more than one language

Bilingual - You speak two languages

Heterolingual - You speak the opposite language of the person you’re speaking to (English vs Irish, French vs French Canadian, Japanese vs Yugoslavian, ect)

Homolingual - You can only speak the language of the person you are speaking to, unable to speak unless spoken to

Panlingual - You speak all languages perceivable by any species in any time

Alingual - You do not speak languages and therefor would not know or identify with this word so this word therefor it is pointless

Lesbian - You’re a woman who likes women

Hope this helps :)

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My version of the meme "Would you fuck a clone of yourself? " for adventure time/ fionna and cake.