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Heartbreaking: Local goo girl has completely dissolved after looking 'cute as fuck' in one-piece swimsuit and deciding to jump into public pool
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if i was an astronaut i would get really fucked up on shrooms before going into space
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i wish women would never stop following me
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All weed is slut weed when you're a slut btw
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conspicuously stepping on a pressure plate in the dungeon of the gender transformation mage & immediately being bisected by a sawblade
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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whenevr i draw a fish maid usually the reference pic is some middle aged white guy. im forcemaiding them

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