formerlyknownasshield
formerlyknownasshield
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Welcome to the headquarters of the few remaining loyal agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Our staff consists of Maria Hill and Phil Coulson. We are a branch of the CAH Avengers here to answer your questions about the future of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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doodled this real quick after seeing the new age of ultron photos because clint is ridiculous
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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has natasha gone through with her threat and killed you all yet?
Nah. She acts like she wants to snap our necks but underneath it all she loves us too much.
She's really a big softie...Okay maybe she would break my arm or something for saying that, but she wouldn't kill me...
At least I'm pretty sure she wouldn't.
-Maria
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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Son
MariaaaAaa I lobe yu I can sha in fremch Jador tuuuuu Ples forgibe.mee I am fool Why can't yuuu seeeeeee
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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I am alon Mari no live me. Logn is gon I never get mary and am out of hwsikiky
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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The winter soldier I should be scare But his ass is fien And dayummmm that smoulder Stev says no Bucky is his But I want both That's just how it is Buck will sex me I will sex Steev Hopfully Maria Will take this with ease
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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Hawk eye is bird He go caw caw But he wake me in mornin So I kik him out door His nest is odd Full of nats stuff I still think it sucks That where he and nat fuk
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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Via Clark Gregg’s Facebook:
"I love my job. #AgentsofSHIELD #HailThis"
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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Maria I love yu Liek water to canoe Pleas gib me a chanse This is tru romance Yu can hwip me Gag me Hurt me That's why I lik yu anywya I luv yu But sttev and buku are hot. Too
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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I so ducked up
I drink whole much But Maria I rea, want marry. I write Pom. I mean it. I Phil. director of shoeeeeeld.
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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New Pom.
Tony and Bruce They are lobe They always liek so?? But we kno they blow They got marry We wernt invite I hope they sorry But tony still bite They got office Kinky stuff I guess it good job Bruce ain't up the duff
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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Phillip, I swear to god...
Love yu Marry me
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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why do you love maria so much?
She is booty.Goddess beyond belef. She suck like vacum new from shop.And she is best person IN WORL.
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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Yes 4 yu
Maria Yu are not Steev But I beleive Taht yu cuoud be I see Cap is hot His ass I want fuck But Maria I forget wehn yu suck
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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Pom party treis
Maria you kno When yu blow I feel like rainbow Yu can hwip me And bit me I lik it anyway Yu are much btter than ok
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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Pom patt two
MariA please I lobe you You are my favurite Tony is cool But you liak to bite Maria you understan Hwne I ask to fuck And you also undersatn When I call yu buck
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formerlyknownasshield · 11 years ago
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I write Pom
Maria Eye like sun Face like moon She mak happy of me Like I am bee Maria I know I am bad at this But you ar good Hhen you blow
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