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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

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'hey so what's the plot of Count of Monte Cristo?'

The plot:

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im sorry you just wont convince me that taylor swift pop singer is an equal evil to fascist oligarch elon musk because shes kind of annoying and makes a lot of money from music you dont like and yr coworkers wont shut up about her and her shitty boyfriend. I know yr probably sick of her bc shes been having a hot streak the past few years and is always being reported on like it matters but elon musk did in fact pay his way into the white house to dismantle every possible protection he could find for every single minority group in the US because he feels insecure about how people dont like him which has certainly already led to many deaths and the destruction of thousands of lives and i simply dont think releasing too much music and being a liberal white woman can really match up to that

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Eddie: I'm glad to see you alive and well, cap.

Bobby: The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Hen: We carried your coffin through downtown LA.

Buck: We literally had a funeral for you.

Chim: You were 6 feet under, Bobby.

Ravi: I literally cried over your grave.

Bobby: Well first of all, through God all things are possible, specially during holy week, so jot that down.

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my favourite discourse of the day is that anglosaxon guy on twitter and ciao darwin  

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every woman thinks she's evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he's normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women

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a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

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the absolute audacity of crew control to call me from standby on the day Bobby Nash died. Don’t they know I’m mourning

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it's me and my 911 mutuals against tim minear

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Bobby! Bobby!

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i’m actually gonna end it all