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CampNanoWrimo is kicking my ass, but I’ve actually gotten a lot done. I don’t want to risk losing this streak, so this account is officially going on hiatus until further notice. Wish me luck!

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you’re my best friend / wingman and this horrible, obnoxious human being has been hitting on me for an hour and wont take the hint so you come up and make out with me and wow i wan’t expecting to see stars au

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lowkey want a plot where muse a is this big and tough guy with a lot of tattoos and some piercings and people are scared of him because of his looks ( thinking that he’s probably rude and should stay away ) when all he really wants is someone to help out him and his 3 year old daughter ( since he’s a single parent and the daughter’s birth mother left when his daughter was only a few months old ) because they’ve been living in his car pretty much since the day she was born and have been going across the country but end up stopping in muse b’s town and end up meeting them at her local flower shop. now, muse b has always been known to be a very sweet and empathetic person so she takes it upon herself to give him her number and say that she’s always willing to help. muse a doesn’t really think much of it or her until his car breaks down and he calls her for help. one thing leads to another and all of a sudden muse b is offering to have muse a and his daughter stay at her apartment with her until they get back on their feet. after a while, things between muse a and muse b start to go from strictly platonic to almost romantic and would you look at that ?? they start dating.

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zombics:

pls give me “we’re exes who ended on kind of shitty terms but are trying to ‘stay friends’ anyway, and we occasionally sabotage each other’s dates, get drunk and fuck, scream and fight until four in the morning and still refuse to acknowledge maybe we’re not quite as over each other as we like to think we are.”

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actionables:

too-hilarious:

actionables:

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cute new neighbor just knocked to ask if he could borrow an egg from us then he asked if I could summarize to him how pancakes are made now I am going over to his place to teach him how to make them

cute new neighbor now knows how to make pancakes

Does cute new neighbour now know anything else???

my number

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send me a symbol for...

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(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ desperate ‘pls stay’ sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ angry make up sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ public sex & tryin’ to keep quiet (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ car pulled off to the side of the road sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ wake up in the middle of the night sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ all of these things 

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anctomy :

i’d really love a plot where there’s this like innocent virgin who’s really good-ish friends with this super hot player type of guy and they just he stands up for her and it’s not like he pressures her for anything, they’re just really good friends !! and one night they’re going to a bar and someone makes an asshole comment about her (it could be about her being a virgin or the guys next victim or whatever) and then the guy goes to defend her and instead of him being able to say something he’s super surprised when she turns around and just punches this guy in the face and he ends up having to like have to drag her off of the guy and then because wow she let one of her impulses take control and it worked and it felt better than bottling everything up wow !! maybe she should give into more of her impulses and then they’re walking back to her house or hotel room or whatever and they’re talking and laughing about the whole thing and she makes a comment about how i was nice to let go for once and then next thing he knows !! she’s kissing him and then one thing leads to another and they hook up and wow !! what next ?? are we still friends ?? are we more ?? idk i just really want it

i’m looking at this now and just…. plot twist !!! she’s super religious and she was drunk and when she wakes up she’s super upset because ‘on NO i gave it to you i was supposed to be a virgin until i got married now jesus hates me’

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psa to my rp partners : There are days when I am a speed demon with replies, but there are also days ( weeks/months ) when I am a snail. But NEVER think that I have forgotten about you. Sometimes, things get lost or they are in my drafts and my muse is being a derp and screaming “lol nope”. If you know it’s my turn to reply, NEVER be afraid to message me and inform me. Even with thread tracker, it can get messy, especially with RL in the way.

Remember I love each and every one of you guys and appreciate that you guys even take the time to write with me. ❤❤❤

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working doubles this week. spotty activity for the next few days.

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give me a plot where muse a and b are best friends (who everyone swears should be together) go on a trip to disneyland/world, and they come up with a scheme to pose as a married couple to get special discounts and perks. so, they’re set up in one of the resort’s honeymoon suites, wear the ‘just married’ buttons, and get to soak up the benefits of everyone’s congratulations. but things get a little intense when things like ‘hey, why is this attractive ride attendant hitting on my fake wife?’ or ‘okay, maybe i like sharing a bed with you a little too much’ happen. give me that pls.

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mendes1x1s :

ok…….. but give me a ploT kind of based off of ikwydls where muse a and muse b were the couple nobody thought would last , like muse b was totally, incredibly in love with muse a (im talkin puppy love) and muse a totally just agreed to go out with them because muse b wouldn’t stop asking. the duo actually lasted a pretty long time, but muse a still wasn’t completely sure about their feelings towards muse b. one night, muse a hooked up with somebody (muse b’s friend maYHAPS) somewhere for some reason , nd muse b found out from a friend. muse b was too scared to confront muse a and ruin things with them, but they eventually end up confronting them and muse a finally realizes that they’ve been in lovE with muse b the whole time, sayin they don’t want to lose them, but muse b’s had enough nd it’s gonna take a lot of convincing to get them to take muse a back, even if they know they didn’t mean it though

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Do me a favor and reblog this if you have absolutely no problems RPing with male muns.

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Reblog this if you don't take dropped threads personally

Im doing a little test to prove to my friend that most RPers don’t get offended or take it personally if threads get dropped and understand that muses can be fickle or you lose the feel of a thread and that’s okay.

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                            but I promise you this:

I’ll ALWAYS look out for you.

                                 that’s what I’ll do 

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