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haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it

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crying mecha excerpts

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Death Grips is online

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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seen you a lot on my dash recently. why

i live here

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this movie imagines a horrifying world where fucked up internet mythology is Real and Getting You but i think it would be worth it for mickey mouse cursor & serif font faketube

you can cut the indie with a fork

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you can cut the indie with a fork

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Anthony Gayton: Yearning

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moeagare

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*dark souls npc voice* hey guys whats going on 🙂

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reading the source code of a videogame and playing it perfectly in my head

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prose? poetry? uhm sorry i dont subscribe to these cisheteronormative binaries

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well miley seeing as we’re stuck in purgatory nothing good

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girl moves away from her parents to a different part of the country & doesn’t have time to make a few work friends before a large puffball on a fuzzy stalk grows out of the crown of her head. it only hurts if you pull on it but the weeks of government attention and testing and media scrutiny have left her kind of long-term-terrified even though they’re leaving her alone now. people keep looking at her when shes walking around so she mostly drives places even though she doesn’t like it. her birthday is next week but nobody at work knows so she will have to buy herself her first legal daquiri