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Why hello old friend!

it’s been a bit, hasn’t it?

Life treating you well?

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I don’t know if this is the best or the worst life can treat me, having to live with the picky asshole also known as Hetch.

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You should be James (I'm so good at this guys)

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I mean, at least it’s not terrible.

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I would ask you guys for alias suggestions, but I have enough common sense to know that’s a horrendous idea.

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Well I’ve always known burying it.

Hetch, why do I always have to go out with you? I don’t like going outside, especially when it’s busy everywhere.

I do like going out to see the cats, but thats not my point.

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I can't belive I'm telling you again.

You cannot be trusted alone. The last time I left you, I went downstairs to get the mail. I was gone for 5 minutes and you were trying to get out the fire escape! The time before that, I found you next door trying to ask the elderly woman next door if she had any cat reccomendations!

How the hell do you reccomend a cat?

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Alright, alright. No need to get pissy. I’m coming.

Answers? What kind of answers?

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About before Showfall, pretty much. And he talks shit about my handwriting, even though he’s lucky I even tell him.

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I mean what you typically do with a dead fish, dumbass.

Hetch, why do I always have to go out with you? I don’t like going outside, especially when it’s busy everywhere.

I do like going out to see the cats, but thats not my point.

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I can't belive I'm telling you again.

You cannot be trusted alone. The last time I left you, I went downstairs to get the mail. I was gone for 5 minutes and you were trying to get out the fire escape! The time before that, I found you next door trying to ask the elderly woman next door if she had any cat reccomendations!

How the hell do you reccomend a cat?

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If any of your name suggestions are stupid I’m making one up on my own.

Answers? What kind of answers?

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About before Showfall, pretty much. And he talks shit about my handwriting, even though he’s lucky I even tell him.

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well isn’t that what you typically do?

Hetch, why do I always have to go out with you? I don’t like going outside, especially when it’s busy everywhere.

I do like going out to see the cats, but thats not my point.

-🟥

I can't belive I'm telling you again.

You cannot be trusted alone. The last time I left you, I went downstairs to get the mail. I was gone for 5 minutes and you were trying to get out the fire escape! The time before that, I found you next door trying to ask the elderly woman next door if she had any cat reccomendations!

How the hell do you reccomend a cat?

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To be fair, I never wanted the fish. You got it because you wouldn’t give me a cat. Stop twisting my words.

Hetch, why do I always have to go out with you? I don’t like going outside, especially when it’s busy everywhere.

I do like going out to see the cats, but thats not my point.

-🟥

I can't belive I'm telling you again.

You cannot be trusted alone. The last time I left you, I went downstairs to get the mail. I was gone for 5 minutes and you were trying to get out the fire escape! The time before that, I found you next door trying to ask the elderly woman next door if she had any cat reccomendations!

How the hell do you reccomend a cat?

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Okay, now you’re just trying to piss me off.

Answers? What kind of answers?

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About before Showfall, pretty much. And he talks shit about my handwriting, even though he’s lucky I even tell him.

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1, that’s a plant, which is very different from living creatures, and 2, it made me start coughing again.

Hetch, why do I always have to go out with you? I don’t like going outside, especially when it’s busy everywhere.

I do like going out to see the cats, but thats not my point.

-🟥

I can't belive I'm telling you again.

You cannot be trusted alone. The last time I left you, I went downstairs to get the mail. I was gone for 5 minutes and you were trying to get out the fire escape! The time before that, I found you next door trying to ask the elderly woman next door if she had any cat reccomendations!

How the hell do you reccomend a cat?

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Even if I could, I wouldn’t because it makes me happy to see you annoyed. I’ll freeload your ass for however many days I remain on this earth.

Answers? What kind of answers?

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About before Showfall, pretty much. And he talks shit about my handwriting, even though he’s lucky I even tell him.

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I’ll take care of a cat if I have one! You misjudge my capability of caring for tiny creatures.

Hetch, why do I always have to go out with you? I don’t like going outside, especially when it’s busy everywhere.

I do like going out to see the cats, but thats not my point.

-🟥

I can't belive I'm telling you again.

You cannot be trusted alone. The last time I left you, I went downstairs to get the mail. I was gone for 5 minutes and you were trying to get out the fire escape! The time before that, I found you next door trying to ask the elderly woman next door if she had any cat reccomendations!

How the hell do you reccomend a cat?

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There’s such thing as cat breeds, you idiot. I was asking about what cat breeds she recommended. And maybe I’d stop trying to escape if I didn’t feel like I was in a hostage situation every time you’re in the same room as me!

Hetch, why do I always have to go out with you? I don’t like going outside, especially when it’s busy everywhere.

I do like going out to see the cats, but thats not my point.

-🟥

I can't belive I'm telling you again.

You cannot be trusted alone. The last time I left you, I went downstairs to get the mail. I was gone for 5 minutes and you were trying to get out the fire escape! The time before that, I found you next door trying to ask the elderly woman next door if she had any cat reccomendations!

How the hell do you reccomend a cat?

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Answers? What kind of answers?

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About before Showfall, pretty much. And he talks shit about my handwriting, even though he’s lucky I even tell him.

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why are you two fighting like little bitches? At least you aren't dead yet

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Because Hetch is a little bitch. He makes me want to be dead, and yet I am trapped here because he wants answers.

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You enjoy taking the joy out of my life, don’t you?

update

For those asking:

Our days usually wind up ending shorter than intended. I haven't left him home alone yet but I usually work while he writes stuff in a journal.

"What's he writing?" Pretty much everything I can't remember, thanks for asking. No, despite being a former CEO and owner of a company, he does not usually write in cursive. This may be a form of hatred towards me as his chicken scratch SUCKS.

Also, let him lie to you all you want, I am not poisoning him. I gave him rice today and he has accused me of trying to feed him lice.

Where i would've gotten this lice is another question I don't know if I want the answer to

[Founder, I can see you looking at me from across the room. Yes we are going to the store later. Thank you for asking me again. And no, we aren't going to the cat shelter on the way]