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The Lord Ruler, to Whyck: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me!
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Whyck: if I was a mob boss, I’d treat my goons right. Every “on it, boss” would be met with “stay safe out there boys”, and then they’d come home to hot drinks and good food. And maybe a hug.
Abasil: What did you two do?
Tren and Tovar, immediately panicking: Whyck we’re sorry. Whyck tell us what happened. Whyck? Baby what did we do were SO SORRY
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Tovar, high on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted
Milo:
Whyck:
Milo:
Whyck: …Only one?
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Tren: Whyck used the word "fucktangular" in a mission report to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.
Tovar, who taught Whyck the word: Well that’s… unideal…
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Tovar, about Milo and Whyck: They’re children, Tren! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!
Tren: The children, Tovar. They yearn for the cloaks
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Pond: Advice of the day. If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You'll still probably die but the shark will be like "lol what"
Tren: Tovar, what kind of bad influence have you brought into my house?
Tovar: HES a bad influence? You start Whyck fighting against a GOD at 14
Whyck, taking notes: bite…. Shark…. Back…
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Whyck: Can I haunt you? Like romantically
#literally at ANY of their partners it’s so hilarious#c: mistborn#ch: whyck#incorrect quotes#r: caswhyck#r: zhyck#r: carryck
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Whyck: What does this mean?
Cas: What do you want it to mean?
Whyck: You’re so mysterious I love you
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Zane: My ex and I broke up over six years ago and she still leaves letters in my mailbox
Caroline: get a restraining order
Cas: Go get your girl!!
#I cannot explain this one it’s pure vibes#c: mistborn#incorrect quotes#ch: Caroline Buvidas#ch: Casimir Astellor#ch: zane venture
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Kaladin: Are you from the Reshi Isles?
Whyck: No I’m transgender :(
#c: mistborn#ch: whyck#ch: kaladin stormblessed#I need to do more incorrect quotes with Whyck on Roshar those dynamics are SO fucking funny
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Vin: So chess is 90% skill, and 10% that dawg in you
Whyck: *nod,* *nod.*
Ellend: Who agreed to let Vin teach Whyck chess?
Tren: Shut up its working
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Tren: Where did you learn how to do this?
Whyck: The seal enclosure at the Zoo
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Zane: How do fly traps digest? I don’t see a throat
Caroline: I know but I’m not telling
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Tren, about Zane: He’s just a guy. I literally don’t get it, he’s Just A Guy. Popped out of the white boy generator - you could do better. You have two MUCH BETTER options.
Whyck:
Tren: Don’t say it
Whyck: All of them.
Tren: NO!
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Zane: Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong ten minutes ago. I'm just trying to piss you off now.
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Tren, noticing Whyck is Going Through It and trying to give some support/encouragement: I’m proud of how you handled that fight.
Whyck: Thanks
Whyck: I was having 6 mental breakdowns and they pretty much cancelled each other out.
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Caroline: Hey Whyck, did you buy eggs like I asked?
Whyck: Even better
Cas: Oh god.
Whyck, holding up a chicken: So her name’s Amanda
Zane: …How do I find you attractive?
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