foundfamilyftw
foundfamilyftw
Warning: Chaos Ahead
499 posts
An incorrect quotes blog for me and my d&d party’s MASS of characters.We have so many campaigns... so many...
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
The Lord Ruler, to Whyck: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me!
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Whyck: if I was a mob boss, I’d treat my goons right. Every “on it, boss” would be met with “stay safe out there boys”, and then they’d come home to hot drinks and good food. And maybe a hug.
Abasil: What did you two do?
Tren and Tovar, immediately panicking: Whyck we’re sorry. Whyck tell us what happened. Whyck? Baby what did we do were SO SORRY
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Tovar, high on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted
Milo:
Whyck:
Milo:
Whyck: …Only one?
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Tren: Whyck used the word "fucktangular" in a mission report to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.
Tovar, who taught Whyck the word: Well that’s… unideal…
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Tovar, about Milo and Whyck: They’re children, Tren! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!
Tren: The children, Tovar. They yearn for the cloaks
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Pond: Advice of the day. If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You'll still probably die but the shark will be like "lol what"
Tren: Tovar, what kind of bad influence have you brought into my house?
Tovar: HES a bad influence? You start Whyck fighting against a GOD at 14
Whyck, taking notes: bite…. Shark…. Back…
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Whyck: Can I haunt you? Like romantically
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Whyck: What does this mean?
Cas: What do you want it to mean?
Whyck: You’re so mysterious I love you
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Zane: My ex and I broke up over six years ago and she still leaves letters in my mailbox
Caroline: get a restraining order
Cas: Go get your girl!!
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Kaladin: Are you from the Reshi Isles?
Whyck: No I’m transgender :(
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Vin: So chess is 90% skill, and 10% that dawg in you
Whyck: *nod,* *nod.*
Ellend: Who agreed to let Vin teach Whyck chess?
Tren: Shut up its working
1 note · View note
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Tren: Where did you learn how to do this?
Whyck: The seal enclosure at the Zoo
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Zane: How do fly traps digest? I don’t see a throat
Caroline: I know but I’m not telling
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Tren, about Zane: He’s just a guy. I literally don’t get it, he’s Just A Guy. Popped out of the white boy generator - you could do better. You have two MUCH BETTER options.
Whyck:
Tren: Don’t say it
Whyck: All of them.
Tren: NO!
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Zane: Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong ten minutes ago. I'm just trying to piss you off now.
1 note · View note
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Tren, noticing Whyck is Going Through It and trying to give some support/encouragement: I’m proud of how you handled that fight.
Whyck: Thanks
Whyck: I was having 6 mental breakdowns and they pretty much cancelled each other out.
0 notes
foundfamilyftw · 7 months ago
Text
Caroline: Hey Whyck, did you buy eggs like I asked?
Whyck: Even better
Cas: Oh god.
Whyck, holding up a chicken: So her name’s Amanda
Zane: …How do I find you attractive?
0 notes