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weird how people say “ice rink” even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rink 

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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vending machines in bioshock: welcome to the circus of values! 

me for the next 20 minutes: wElCoMe To tHe CiRCuS oF VaLuEs

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please follow

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Reunions

Which of my ancestors did you just shame to death? Again.

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What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

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“We fly like blackbirds through the orange groves, floating on a warm wind. When we run, we own the earth. The land is ours. We speak the birds’ language. Not immigrant no more. No stupid Mexicans. When we run, our spirits fly. We speak to the gods. When we run, we are the gods.”

McFarland, USA (2015) dir. Niki Caro

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Bearly Noticable

Context: I’m the DM for a very homebrewed 5e campaign with bits and pieces from several games and shows. One of my players plays Bartholomew Grizzleton, or Bart, the eight foot tall clown makeup wearing sentient ex-circus bear with +5 charisma. This happened in our first ever session.

Me (DM): So as you walk through the camp you see a shop keeper selling all sorts of items and potions.

Bart(ooc): Ooh what kind of potions?

Me: you see health potions, stamina potions, some demondrug-

Bart(ooc): Can I steal them?

Me: Well… yes, but you’re a giant bear. I don’t think it will go that well though.

*Bart rolls for stealth* Natural 20

*Whole table flips out*

Me: Ok then, you SOMEHOW sneak to the stand completely unnoticed, roll for sleight of hand.

*Bart rolls for sleight of hand* Natural FREAKIN 20!

*Party is dying at this point*

Me: Okay SOME-FREAKIN-HOW a giant bear in clown makeup sneaks into the hand, grabs eight jars of demondrug and juggles back to the party!

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The Signs as Italian Words

*I don’t speak Italian, this is just for fun. If you plan on criticizing, please do it kindly. Xoxo, Admin S ☼ ☼.*

Aries:  Rocambolesco

“Fantastic, incredible, nail biting. A spirit of daring adventure.”

Taurus:  Menefreghismo

“An “I couldn’t care less” attitude.”

Gemini: Chiacchierone

“A chatterbox.”

Cancer: Struggimento

“A combination of painful misery and yearning.”

Leo: Mozzafiato

“Breathtaking, literally to chop off one’s breath.”

Virgo: Scintilla

“A tiny spark, a barely visible trace.”

Libra: Gibigianna

“The reflection of light on water.”

Scorpio: Furbo

“Somebody devious, or tricky.”

Sagittarius: Magari

“An expression often used to express the idea of hope, longing and wishful thinking, ‘If only it were true.’”

Capricorn: Autodidact

“Somebody who is self-taught.”

Aquarius: Nottivago

“A night wanderer.”

 Pisces: Dietrologia

“The belief that hidden dimensions underlie surface reality.”

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Mirror, mirror on the wall Who’s the baddest of them all?

my childhood crush is.

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You are LGBT if..

You are lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender. That’s it. Aces aren’t LGBT.

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Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

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this game speaks to me on a spiritual level

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A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.

Paulo Coelho (via hiding-myself)