Four idiots with four different ambitions, but only one winner. (None of them will win in any way that matters)
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Victorian 15ct Gold Jubilee Enamel Floral Necklace set with a Diamond & Natural Pearls
c. 1897
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"Posts with 10k posts with 10k" you will never notify my posts I am unmarketable. The algorithm has locked me in hell and you will never break me free. My chains are here to protect me, mortal, but also here to protect me from you.
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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.
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Day Dress
c. 1891-1900
by Jeanne Paquin
Fine Arts Museum of San Francisco
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Afternoon Dress
c. 1905-1910
Silk damask trimmed throughout with embroidered braiding, lace, net on cotton lining, and boned
Victoria and Albert Museum
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please just watch this is need other people to see it
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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Alright FL gang I’m doing some really really scientific research and I need to know…
Reblogs appreciated for my very scientific research :))
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a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist
how’s your sleep schedule
have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine
how long have you been sitting in one spot
have you gone out in public recently
have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly
have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen
etc
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Printed Wool Challis Wrapper
1860s
Augusta Auctions
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Dress
c. 1900-1903
by House of Worth
National Museums Scotland
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Afternoon dress, 1892
Changeable dark pink silk taffeta woven with satin stripes of yellow and green, trimmed with red velvet and self-fabric ruffles and lined with tan sateen and cambric.
via valentine museum
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