Everyone has these weird hyper-specific things that annoy them a little when they have to stay over at a place Not Home, right. I don't mean "WOW they keep the thermostat high" or "dude that window's broken, I can see someone staring at us". I mean the really dumb shit.
Mine's the plague of the Slightly Thinner Bath Towel.
The Slightly Thinner Bath Towel is, as the name suggests, slightly thinner than the ones I use. It's also apparently in everyone's house, everywhere, in at least seven countries, either solely to haunt me or a gigantic conspiracy.
The monstrosity necessitates about 20 seconds of extra drying, but that's not the fucked up part.
No, the fucked up part is the small line of moisture between my shoulder blades that a Slightly Thicker Bath Towel wouldn't leave and that I always forget about until about a half second after my shirt's on.