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I think OP meant JoJo.

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

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YOU BET YOUR SWEET FUCKIN’ BIPPY SHE IS! My second most popular post ever was about how great Minerva was. The other was Hector on a Vector, and memes don’t count

Today’s Cute FE Girl of the Day is

Minerva from Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon/Mystery of the Emblem

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Tfw

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Look what I made. God, I hate myself for this

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I am the beat of my song

Melody is my body and Rhythm, my blood

I have played over a thousand tunes

Unknown to Silence, Nor known to Sleep.

Have stood hours to play many songs

Yet, these ears will never hear anything new

So as I pray, Unlimited Plug Works!

Come join us for awesome music and good times. Maybe even share some of your favorites with us!

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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Fucking Shit Intsys

Do I have to do everything myself

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Christmas, too

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Story Time

This one is from a few years back, and doesn’t involve me being a dick in MP, for once. No, it’s something far more sinister.

Some time May or early June 2009, I was at a friend’s house for their birthday party. Well, two friends really. Twins. By this time, I had managed to infiltrate what would become my Highschool group. Pretty much everyone there was a year or two older than me. I was a freshman in highschool, the twins were sophomores, and I think the subject of this story was a Junior. 

So, we’re sitting in a room playing pass the controller Resident Evil 4. By this point, I had developed a bit of a grudge against the Junior in this story from other things. He spent a lot of his time playing card and tabletop games, and kicking peoples’ asses with strategies fresh from the internet, acting all high and mighty, yadda yadda. I still don’t like this guy, even now.

Anyway, his turn to play comes around, and it’s that one part where you’re in a safe room, approaching an area with a slit in the wall for shooting things, and a bunch of wooden bridges and platforms. I think it’s where you get your first rifle. Anyway, he’s rocking it, clears everything no problem, and then he goes to loot.

Having spent most of his gaming “career” on tabletops and card games, he was asking for a bit of help where things were, and what things did. Guy had impeccable aim, just no game-sense. So, I decide to see if I could pull a fast one. 

“Hey, go knife that red barrel over there.” “Why? I could just shoot it. It’s safer that way.” “It also wastes ammo. There’s a gem in there if you go knife it.” “Okay.”

Most people here will know exactly what happens when you hit a red barrel, let alone do so from melee range. This man... was not so lucky. It blew up in his face, and everyone else in the room had a good giggle. This included myself, the twins, and two or three more friends. 

I don’t think he has forgiven me for it, yet. But at least now he hates me as much as I hate him. 

Merry Christmas, and may your fun be as explosive as a new gamer’s temper on discovering the secrets of the red barrels.

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Reminder

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Debora T. P.

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False. It would be considered to be of the same nationality as its’ parents.If the parents were legal residents of two different countries, then it would be considered to have split nationality

If a male and female astronaut were to go to the moon, have sex, and create a baby, the child would be considered an alien. 👽

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Dear Mister Ebon Jaguar

Please move the fuck out of the way.

I see that you are four KPH faster than I am. Nice. Now please stop cutting me off.  Oh! You see that Annihilator too! And the Dragon and Battlemaster! Yeah, lets shoot it togeth-

No, you fuckwit, don’t stand there. You have six people behind you trying to shoot that Annihilator and- Oh, now we’re getting flanked! Great, just let me reposition while this numpty fucks with the Annihi- Wait how are you in front of me now? Is the Annihilator dead? Goo- OW!

NO IT IS NOT DEAD, BUT I AM

THANKS FOR BEING A TEAM PLAYER, FUCKNUT

PSA: Don’t be that guy. He lost us a won match by constantly being in the way of not just myself, but my entire team, blocking firing lines and then preventing us from responding to an ambush, while not even bothering to take care of the enemy Annihilator whose life he saved

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FUCK

Anything is a UFO if you’re stupid enough.

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Oh, right

I’ve been playing a lot of Fate/Grand Order recently, and if anyone wants to add me, my code is 669,766,941. Send me a request, and I’ll probably accept, as I have a lot of space. I have a fairly strong Nobunaga and Santa Alter, and my Altria Pendragon isn’t half bad, either, if you need some support!

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I lost count of how many times these things said ‘Nobu!’ whenever you kill them.

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