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the consequences of x-files obsession

i've discovered i can no longer watch the x-files with any degree of normalcy anymore

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Did you know The x-files pilot featured the first documented Coffin Flop

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General Inquisition

What is everyone's like deepest X-Files knowledge I'm not talking about the unplanned car accident during war of the coprophages I mean things that like three people know

Also feel free to reblog so we can get some unearthing going

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implementing this immediately

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Ramblings about x-files

I highly recommend hitting your local thrift store and buying a VHS player and finding copies of the X-Files on VHS. It's incredible it's like watching the whole series for the first time again the vibe is insane.

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this was like the whole show too with their field reports. the poor guy

mulder: i want to believe

scully: i do NOT want to believe

skinner: i don’t care, file your paperwork

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the genuine joy

Just saw this on Twitter and, well...

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me romanticizing any mind-numbing task i have to do at work by acting like it's one of those narrated field report scenes

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super cool and normal coworker behavior wdym

i just watched that one x files episode where they go to the arctic and find a parasitic alien worm, what the fuck was that

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also immediately starts doing equally spooky things

i love how one of the very first things we see scully do in the pilot is spread gossip

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Sometimes you just gotta curl up and snuggle your giant ass into the lap of your teeny tiny miniature coworker

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why do i feel like he was workshopping the line too like he wanted it to be perfect

Mulder will be trapped in a train car with a bomb and an assassin and still thinking of lines to amuse Scully

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also like 5 minutes after this they were flirting in the hallway most insane coworkers of all time (but they're the best)

So we all agree this scene is deeply erotic, right??

😯😯😯♥️♥️♥️

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚇-𝙵𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜 [aesthetic]

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i fully believe in being on "mulder time" (being deeply off putting to those around me and being generally insane)

love this !! unfortunately for me tho i took the mulder route and became insane and deranged

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This is the type of situation Mulder and Scully are in every time Skinner is looking for them

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this is actually me trying to come up with hysterical posts for everyone