Wouldn’t it be dreamy if you were trans and could swap bits you don’t want with your trans boyfriend?
@aurpiment shared that one Garfield big naturals comic with that joke and I blacked out until I drew it
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dungeon yuri
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positive affirmations for the day: i would intrigue doctor house so much with my mystery symptoms and he would insult me in so many different ways
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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...
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i love hannigram because while exuding the horniest, we-fuck-daily vibes, they don't give off the Actually Fucking vibes. i don't mean this in an asexual way, i mean that whatever they have going on may not be sex but it is twice as erotic (and probably thrice as deadly)
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Aziraphale is a keeper of the divine order who instinctively creates clutter and turmoil. Crowley is an agent of chaos who stress cleans like an addict. These two ineffable idiots really are perfect for each other.
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That time Crowley was a jester and Aziraphale a minstrel…….
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another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated
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you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option
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