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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live
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if my train leaves at 1040 am and it takes 20 minutes to get to the station then i should make sure to leave the place i’m staying by 8 am Just In Case
#LITERALLY ME TODAY#the plane leaves at ???4????#it takes 15 minutes to get to the airport#so therefore i should leave at 1#obviously#reblog
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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“i asked chat gpt”
okay? i’m gonna ask jurgen leitner- oh- oh shit- [extended sounds of brutal pipe murder]
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count olaf? i don’t see him anywhere!
count olaf? easy. there's only one of him
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violet and klaus baudelaire should not have been at the club - they should have been at the library but not in a life or death situation as usual. sunny, however, should have been at the club
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this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) join a secret society revolving around elaborate eye motifs, literature and also fire-fighting
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A Series of Unfortunate Events AU where the Baudelaire siblings (after however many tragedies you like) are taken in by the Addams family. This one sticks. Count Olaf is dead within two days of showing up.
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day 29 - draw fanart (bonus points if it's super obscure or unknown)
a series of unfortunate events isn't exactly "obscure" per se but idk any other adults who are into it and i need that to change immediately so here's your sign to go read it
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made this cuz a lot of my moots have NPD

(This is satire, it is to make fun of people who think people with NPD are evil, if you actually believe in narcissistic abuse or that having NPD inherently makes you a bad person FUCK off💕)
@earwigconsumer @midnight-soulless-system
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Myself in headspace/source, not the body.
Today I went to work.
@ratatatc4t @namefluidd @willowways @noodle-shenaniganery @j-snapdragon
tag game!!
Do this picrew of yourself, and tell me one thing you did today!
I got to say hi to all my friends and catch up on stuff after not having my phone for a week :]
@mintymooshroom @onyxofc @pandagobrr @amethysttable @theembergazer @silverdragon889 @sylki221b-of-the-shire @saltinegam @sleepywillowo0o
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…possessed.
@arelenforyadarlin @ratatatc4t @noodle-shenaniganery and anyone else
the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one
thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D
You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe
the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)
tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!
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i wanted to make one rainbow but cant fucking figure out how that color scheme works. anyway. might try some other recolors as well
we are not monsters, no matter how the media wants to portray us.
unless you are a monster because you want to be one, in which case go off quing !!! slay !!!
yeag anyway an art i did
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idc if you smoke but dont litter. deposit ur cigarette butts responsibly.
#foxtail posting#is it vagueposting if its about the car in front of you at a stoplight for 30 seconds#like bro idk you can i vague about you?????#anyway ignore this
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