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Summoners Return
“You’re dying. You know that, right?”
“I do.”
“He used you. But you know that already, too. Don’t you?”
“I do.”
“I can help you, if you’d like.”
“And what do you want in return?”
You can’t see her face, but somehow you know she’s smiling.
“That depends… How much are you willing to give?”
He tried to sacrifice you. You were supposed to die there, feeling the blood slip through your fingers, mind getting hazier, body feeling colder. Nothing more than a bloody offering made in desperation. But things didn’t go according to plan. Whatever your friend tried to summon took a liking to you, and now you’ve found yourself bound to something you don’t have full control over.
Find a way to prove your innocence and uncover the truth about what really happened to the other Summoners. Ally yourself with a powerful demon, a cynical knight-enchanter, an enigmatic witch, a reluctant bard, a dragon scion, and a half-dragon healer.
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Uncover the past of the Summoners!
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The World, It’s Magic, and You
The Empire of Ludia has stood since the dawn of humankind. Built by the hands of both humans and elves, Ludia has become a unique blend of two cultures. Their most prominent achievement, The Institute of Magic, has served to teach both mages and Gifted to control their powers. However, not everyone sees the Institute as the beacon of hope they portray it as.
While some humans and all elves can use magic, Gifted are more powerful than standard mages. They are born with the ability to draw in Essence from around them, so they never need to replenish their Essence like normal mages who have only their internal reserve to draw from, limiting them on the strength and duration of the spells they can cast. This makes Gifted dangerous, as there’s no limit to their powers and they never tire from a lack of Essence.
You live in the Institute as one of several Gifted. You and your friend Callum are the only two Gifted that have yet to discover what kind of magic you specialize in. This means that the two of you are stuck in the Institute, while the others move on and leave you two behind.
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what's everyones oddly specific line they remember from taz that people don't usually bring up? we all know "im a fully realized creation" and magic brians final riddle but like what's that one underrated line that gets you every time
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Griffin said "the world we got born into was screwed up so bad by previous generations that we had to take drastic measures to escape and we can't be consumed by anger at that because we still have to survive and live but also hold on to at least a little bit of that anger so we can be better than them" and he's so right
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just realised my ex broke up with me before i found out how she makes her guacamole and somehow this is worse than when she cheated on me
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July 30 2020 - Activists against evictions in New Orleans blocked off both entrances to first city court, which handles evictions for rents less than $3000, blocking many landlords during the day who were trying to get into court to get their tenants evicted. Housing is a human right! [video]
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Yeeeeeesssssss💕
I got a wild idea for a mashup today. I call it “You Can Fight the Hurricane.”
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Y’aaaaaallll yesssssss
I got a wild idea for a mashup today. I call it “You Can Fight the Hurricane.”
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“You know, I get it. Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you.”
Decided to try out this Artbreeder thing and of course, my first choice was Neil. I couldn’t for the life of me, work out how to get his tan though >:(
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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.
So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.
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'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank
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Botanical Sexism Cultivates Home-Grown Allergies
Arborists often claim that all-male plants are “litter-free” because they shed no messy seeds, fruits or pods. In the 1949 USDA Yearbook of Agriculture, which focused on trees and forests, this advice was given to readers: “When used for street plantings, only male trees should be selected, to avoid the nuisance from the seed.” In the years following, the USDA produced and released into the market almost 100 new red maple and hybrid-maple-named clones (cultivars), and every single one of them was male.
It took a number of years for these new trees to mature enough to start to bloom, but eventually they did and with them came more city pollen and the “epidemic of allergy and asthma.” Many of these same trees are still alive and well and getting even larger, and the bigger they get, the more pollen they shed.
Allergies are rarely triggered by small amounts of an allergen; they are initiated by an overdose. Small amounts of pollen exposure are actually good for us, but if we have highly allergenic trees or shrubs in our own yards or lining our streets, we will soon enough be over-exposed. In order to put the brakes on America’s allergy epidemic, we need to reverse the trend toward male-dominated landscapes and stop selling and planting any more of the most allergenic trees, shrubs and grasses in our cities.
and the kicker:
Female trees produce no pollen, but they trap and remove large amounts of pollen from the air, and turn it into seed. Female trees (and female shrubs also) are not just passive, but are active allergy-fighting trees. The more female plants in a landscape, the less pollen there will be in the air in the immediate vicinity. By relying less on males and paying more attention to the allergy-potential of all the plants in our urban landscape, all of us may one day breathe easier.
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