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Things I’ve Said to my Puppy: A Starter Collection

“Man you’re awkward. I mean, ridiculously beautiful but damn, grow into yourself.”

“What the ever-loving heckin’ heck are you eating now?”

“Excuse me sir, you can’t read.”

“You really have that ‘I don’t know how I fit into the world’ vibe about you.”

“That’s not polite.”

“You don’t even rise until you’re addressed. I’m digging your obedience.”

“Sit like a gentleman.”

“That’s not yours, friend.”

“That’s right. Listen to me and pretend to have an idea of what I’m talking about. I get that a lot.”

“I didn’t pay all this money for you not to be a cuddler.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“Show me your cop face.”

“I’m not a fan of you licking my teeth. Please don’t.”

“Okay; we’re done here.”

“Oh no, the postman! How ever will we survive now?!”

“You’re gonna be rude? Okay, you’ve lost the pleasure of my presence.”

“The piano isn’t evil, it’s just unpleasant to hear when I’m touching it.”

“Hey neighborhood watch, what’s going on with the town today?”

“We really don’t need to—oh we’re peeing in the garden now, that’s a thing.”

“I draw the line at shredding things.”

“What the heck is going on with your teeth?”

“No, you’re not helping.”

“We’ve all pooped. It’s your turn.”

“I’m not saying I don’t believe you, I’m just saying I don’t see anything.”

“I know you’re a blanket snatcher but you can’t snatch this blanket.”

“Oh, you want to help?”

“Leave him alone, he’s just trying to take a walk.”

“Right, right, defend your castle.”

“I wish I looked that beautiful having no idea what’s going on.”

“How do you get one?”

“This is not what I asked for.”

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--- the only problem with having a small revamp come back after scaring away all my followers is.... i have nothing to do to attract new ones

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--- i had a panic so now this blog is getting revamped and adjusted. deleted about 90% of muses. simplifying rules. there are like 3 of you here to care but yknow what im. having a 5 am crisis.

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i’m on disco @ the little fox#1992 if you want to talk shop there or develop a long-lasting world building friendship. i want to world build. i want to relationship build. i want to create hundreds of aus and figure out all the little details. i’m looking for long lasting friendships. please come write with me.

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♡   TEXT MESSAGES  [  𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙿𝚃. 𝟸  ]

adult  themes / language tw.    customize  as  you  need / wish !

[ text ] I’m TIRED of waking up with gas station video quality vision !

[ text ] No offense to myself but… what the fuck am I actually doing ?

[ text ] Beware the 7 deadly sins: cringe, horny, earnest, random, entrepreneur, in love, pissed.

[ text ] I think you should get it. You really grew into it. 

[ text ] OMG ! I was having so much fun and laughing my ass off !

[ text ] (S)he has a weird voice. I don’t need to tell you that. 

[ text ] Good to know, _________.  Don’t tell me more. I beg of you.

[ text ] Today I choose violence as a treat.

[ text ] I think perhaps that I would like this month to be over.

[ text ] I think I’m stuck to the chair. Help ! 

[ text ] Fall in love ? I can’t even fall asleep !

[ text ] Maybe I should give them a 12th… no, 13th chance. 

[ text ] Why did you let me drink when I said alcohol would fix all my problems ?

[ text ] Stop trying to figure me out. I don’t know either. 

[ text ] I just want to watch movies and cuddle. Is that too much to ask for ?

[ text ] If you want to get drunk and order take out, I’m free on February 14th, just saying…

[ text ] Never mind. It was a moment of weakness.

[ text ] You can’t spell menu without me ‘n u, so… what’s up, baby ?

[ text ] My nightly routine is simple, I think until I get sad.

[ text ] In conclusion… I regret everything.

[ text ] Why is being alive so expensive ? I’m not even having fun.

[ text ] Did you ask me if I’m okay ? Next question.

[ text ] Feel free to get drunk at my funeral.  It’s what I would have wanted.

[ text ] I feel like a tattoo would bring peace to my life right now, should I get it ?

[ text ] I’m not single.  I’m taken… as a joke.

[ text ] You’re still mad. I can feel it through the phone.

[ text ] Want to hang ? We could sit in the car listening to music and talking for hours.

[ text ] Sometimes I pretend to be boring so people leave me alone. 

[ text ] Please don’t refer to yourself as our daddy/mommy. It’s creepy.

[ text ] I think I figured out a way to take you guys out of your funk. Ice skating. 

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TEXTING MEME ⟶ WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE TWEETS ( 2012 / part two ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

[ text ] –– there is plenty of cause for alarm, many reasons to panic.

[ text ] –– don’t let the teeth thieves strike.

[ text ] –– geography is a lie, maps are propaganda. oceans and continents are just tools to divide us.

[ text ] –– would you rather grow five fingers from your forehead or have no fingers at all?

[ text ] –– the illuminati issued a public apology today. they declined to say for what.

[ text ] –– ask your doctor if you’re even real.

[ text ] –– can’t sleep? don’t know how? don’t believe in sleep? never heard of it? doesn’t matter, not anymore. not ever again.

[ text ] –– help control the pet population by having your dog or cat digitized and transcoded as an ai twitterbot.

[ text ] –– it’s a good thing we’re unconscious when we sleep.

[ text ] –– follow your heart. you’ll need it.

[ text ] –– look, don’t blame the moon. blame those that put it there.

[ text ] –– let the stars remind you how small you are.

[ text ] –– the average person befriends 8 insects a year.

[ text ] –– paint a picture. it’ll take longer.

[ text ] –– haha wtf is water?? all wet and clear but also blue lol crazy stuff man.

[ text ] –– your existence is not impossible, but it’s also not very likely.

[ text ] –– fight crime with pistols and/or telekinesis and/or fire.

[ text ] –– you’ve been gone for so long you think this is your real life.

[ text ] –– the ghosts aren’t going away until you give them what they want.

[ text ] –– when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. this is why you sometimes just feel sad.

[ text ] –– please calm down. to be clear, there’s absolutely no reason why you should calm down, but please do it anyway.

[ text ] –– if you’re afraid of flying, consider this: you’re currently flying on a big melty rock with no exits and its safety record isn’t great.

[ text ] –– it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and let the spiders escape.

[ text ] –– the future is what you make it, just know your supplies are limited.

[ text ] –– cooking tip: blood.

[ text ] –– did you fall from heaven? ‘cause you’re still buzzing, you smell like rust and potatoes, and radiation levels are spiking.

[ text ] –– medical breakthrough allows surgeons to remove organs without blades, anesthesia, patient consent, or reason.

[ text ] –– confused? not sure what life means? irrational undirected hate can help.

[ text ] –– insomnia? try a glass of warm milk, deep breaths, and leaving your life to join the religiously-unaffiliated zealots out behind the big lots.

[ text ] –– ouija boards are twitter for ghosts.

[ text ] –– they created mathematics to keep us from knowing what the numbers really mean.

[ text ] –– pain is just pain entering the body.

[ text ] –– stop letting physics and immutable laws of nature hold you back. you can do whatever you set your mind to.

[ text ] –– wolves were invented when artists learned how to draw them.

[ text ] –– tip: lower your expectations.

[ text ] –– happy kill your doppelgänger day!

[ text ] –– ‘go big or go home’ so I chose the former and never left.

[ text ] –– structurally speaking, laughing and crying are nearly identical, which makes it difficult to know which one to do in certain moments.

[ text ] –– all the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players, being watched by a silent, faceless audience, and we can’t leave the stage.

[ text ] –– some things are real, some are unreal, some are overly real.

[ text ] –– I scream, you scream, we all scream. we just keep screaming. no reason to stop screaming.

[ text ] –– tonight you will be visited by three ghosts. they’re all from the civil war era and want to know how iPads work. I gave them your name.

[ text ] –– shoutout to all the spiders hiding in dresser drawers.

[ text ] –– be the change purse full of blood and teeth that you want to see in the world.

[ text ] –– before you go gloating that the world didn’t end, just ask yourself: are you sure?

[ text ] –– ask your doctor if living decomposition is right for you.

[ text ] –– am I even me or am I just the sum of the microbes that live in me?

[ text ] –– ask your doctor if unlocking the memory of your death is right for you.

[ text ] –– it’s a dog eat dog world. it’s a cat eat map world. it’s a tarantula eat doritos world. it’s a goose eat staples world.

[ text ] –– no farm no howl.

[ text ] –– soon it will be 2013, after that 2014. after that the eternal wallowing, and then 2053.

[ text ] –– ask your doctor if the moon is causing all this.

[ text ] –– hail satan, rain demon.

[ text ] –– there’s no proof you exist, only evidence.

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’Lines that have made me cry at one point’ starters!

Feel free to change any names/pronouns!

“I found love where it wasn’t supposed to be.”

“Give us more to see.”

“What did I give you?”

“I want to move on, I want to explore the light.”

“I want to know how to get through, through to something new. Something of my own.”

“You’re a good person, Peter. It’s such a weakness.”

“Is he- is this real?”

“However you live there’s a part of you always standing by, mapping out a sky.”

“How do we feel in that photograph and how can we feel it again?”

“Maybe I’ve done enough.”

“Your golden child grew up.”

“For the first time, I see an image of my brokenness, utterly worthy of love.”

“I finally see myself through the eyes of no one else.”

“You’ve got a second chance. You could go home.”

“You’ve got a warm heart, you’ve got a beautiful brain, but it’s disintegrating.”

“I was just a kid who grew up strong enough to pick this armor up, and suddenly it fit.”

“I was little, I was weak, I was perfectly nieve, and I grew up too quick.”

“I won’t let you in, I swore never again.”

“I can’t afford, no, I refuse to be rejected.”

“But I can’t let you see all that I have to lose.”

“Here I am, pry me open. What do you want to know?”

“Everything was fine until you came around.”

“Man, you really brought me back down.”

“After all you put me through, don’t say it wasn’t true, that you were not the monster that I knew.”

“Another summer day is come and gone away in Paris and Rome, but, I want to go home.”

“I can’t call you a stranger, but I can’t call you.”

“You may hate me, but I can’t hate you.”

“I won’t replace you.”

“The way she tells me I’m hers and she is mine, open hand or closed fist would be fine.”

“If you’re still breathing, you’re the lucky ones.”

“Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.”

“I have never known anyone who actually believed that I was enough.”

“Smile, my boy, it’s sunrise.”

“I wish I knew how to quit you.”

“You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But, it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.”

“S’that motive enough for ya?”

‘Isn’t it lovely how artists can capture us?’

‘You would have liked her. Honey, I’m wrong- you would have LOVED her.’

“You can’t trick me anymore.”

“But, for what it’s worth, Peter, I really am sorry.”

“You didn’t see that coming?”

“It’s been a long, long time.”

“What if all the things I’ve done we’re just attempts at earning love?”

“George misses Marie. George misses a lot. George is alone.”

“No, I don’t think I will.”

“I love you 3000.”

“So, you better run for cover when the pup grows-” *gunshot*

“I could look at him forever.”

“What if who I hoped to be was always me?”

“Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side?”

“Is a better home awaiting in the sky?”

“My love, are you sitting down?”

“It felt like my life, but a better version.”

“I held onto my life and who I was with you.”

“We could just kiss like real people do.”

“Leave me to dream.”

“George would have liked to seen people out strolling on Sunday.”

“Move on.”

“Chimerical. C-H-I-M-E-R-I-C-A-L. Highly unrealistic, widely fanciful.”

“I love you.”

“I think dad is angry, ma, and I do not know what to do.”

“I think he takes out on me what he wants to take out on you.”

“How I wish you were home.”

“Nothing can make sense of all these things I’ve done.”

“No, I’d rather pretend I’m something better than these broken parts. Pretend I’m something better than this mess that I am.”

“Cause what if everyone saw? What if everyone knew? Would they like what they saw? Or would they hate it too?”

“I think I’m made of stone.”

“I should be feeling more.”

“You can still be what you want to.”

“It’s just medicine.”

“Seeing all the parts but none of the whole.”

“And it burns inside his eyes.”

“And you catch him now and then.”

“So you want him even more.”

“But he’s never really there.”

“We do not belong together.”

“We do not belong together, and we should have belonged together.”

“I care about many things.”

“Things, not people.”

“Who am I to say what any of this means?”

“I have been sleepwalking since I was fourteen.”

“I have been half myself for more than half my life.”

“Fall in love again, and again, and again.”

“Are you going to age with grace?”

“You taught me the courage of stars before you left.”

“Who cares what you are listening to, it’s who you’re listening with.”

“It’s sad but true how much I miss you. I miss you, Cecily Smith.”

“Life is not the things that we do, it’s who we’re doing them with.”

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(MORE)  ANGSTY  LYRIC  SENTENCE  STARTERS  .

“  why  has  nothing  changed  ?  ” “  i'm  feeling  pretty  fake  when  i  wake  up  .  ” “  you  didn’t  give  me  time  to  say  goodbye  in  the  way  that  i  wanted  to  .  ” “  stay  like  you’re  supposed  to  do  .  ” “  fuzzy  feeling  and  i  miss  you  .  ” “  i  miss  you  .  ” “  why  can  nothing  stay  the  same  ?  ” “  you’re  fucking  stupid  and  i’m  gonna  kill  you  .  ” “  i’ll  melt  all  your  art  and  drink  the  paint  .  ” “  i  am  not  a  beast ,  i’m  not  a  monster  .  ” “  i’m  not  a  monster  .  ” “  i  don’t  care  what  you  say  .  ” “  you  can’t  have  bad  guys  without  a  hero  .  ” “  you  can’t  have  bad  guys  without  a  hero ,  and  i’m  the  only  one  who’s  got  a  cape  .  ” “  i  don’t  know  how  i’m  gonna  live  without  you  .  ” “  i’ll  stay  strong  for  you  .  ” “  i  know  you  weren’t  down  for  forever  and  it’s  fine  .  ” “  i  know  we  weren’t  meant  for  each  other  and  it’s  fine  .  ” “  if  the  world  was  ending ,  you’d  come  over ,  right  ?  ” “  it’s  been  a  year  now  .  ” “  i  think  i’ve  figured  out  how  to  think  about  you  without  it  ripping  my  heart  out  .  ” “  i  think  i’ve  figured  out  how  to  let  you  go  and  let  communication  die  out  .  ” “  i’d  be  lying if  i  said  i  didn’t  miss  you  .  ” “  i’d  be  lying  if  i  said  i  didn’t  care  .  ” “  i’d  be  lying  if  i  said  i  wouldn’t  kiss  you  .  ” “  don’t  go  .  ” “  are  you  tired  of  me  yet  ?  ” “  you’re  not  a  monster ,  and  no  one’s  gonna  shut  you  out  .  ” “  of  course  your  friends  love  you ,  what  are  you  talking  about  ?  ” “  every  time  i  screw  up ,  i  feel  i’ve  let  down  all  my  friends  .  ” “  there’s  so  much  life  out  here  in  space ,  it’s  crazy  that  we’re  here  at  all  .  ” “  you  don’t  have  to  be  like  that  .  ” “  i  can  taste  blood  in  my  mouth  .  ” “  i’ve  got  miles  of  regrets  .  ” “  it’s  all  in  my  stupid  head  .  ” “  there’s  nothing  you  or  i  can  do  .  ” “  i’d  sell  my  own  bones  for  sapphire  stones  because  blue  is  your  favorite  color  .  ” “  i’m  confused ;  one  day  i’ll  be  in  love  with  you ,  but  the  next  i’m  not  sure�� you  care  for  me  at  all  .  ” “  how  on  earth  could  a  galaxy  like  you  think  anything  of  a  tiny  star  like  me  ?  ”

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❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜ [ titania's younger verse to michelle shaw; please ignore the first ask from this muse. got mixed up xD ]

the woman gives the other a warm smile. truthfully, very little she owns is solely hers; michelle embraces the idea of compassion by way of contribution -- that ever motherly ‘sharing is caring’ mantra. some are unused to sharing without stipulation; some merely wish to tease. either way, if the other wishes to claim something, it belongs to her now. “of course,” comes the gentle response. “though you need only have asked and i’d have offered it.”

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‘ look at you being the bigger man . i mean , smaller bigger man . he’s taller . ’ / for delsin from booker @dewitless !

delsin just scoffs. “i don’t think his height counts when most of it is just...” he makes a vague hand gesture towards the other person, an unintelligible noise accompanying. “y’know?” so much for being the bigger man.

@dewitless

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“ you’ve got a second chance. you could go home. “ cas @ dean

dean leans against the impala, watching the ever setting sun in a long few moments of silence. a side glance at the angel when he speaks, contemplative but tired, before eyes return back to the horizon. cas says a second chance, but dean’s sure he’s been out of chances for awhile now. this is just... a pause before whatever big storm comes their way. not to mention a hunter never has a home -- bobby’s is the closest thing he’s got, and even that is more of a rest stop. still, he sighs, pushes off the side of the impala to get moving. “nah,” he finally says. “always more monsters out there that need ganking. you in?”

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❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞ (for Jamie)

jamie glances at his watch to confirm the time, only knowing it’s monday by the specials at the cafe this morning, before giving gabe an arched brow. “so... essentially you’ve been sober less than twenty-four hours.” he snorts. “don’t think that counts as sobriety, love.”

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(MOSTLY)   ANGSTY   DRABBLE   PROMPTS    |    QUOTES   FROM   PINTEREST  .

“   i   don’t   want   us   to   be   strangers   again  .   ” “   i   am   a   horrible   person  and   i   don’t   know   how   to   change ,   not   even   for   you  .   ” “  if   i   hurt   you ,   it’s   not   my   fault  .   i   warned   you  .   ” “   i   want   to   forget   everything   about   you ,   so   i   can   get   to   know   you   all   over   again  .   ” “   it   was   nice   to   hear   your   voice   again  .   ” “   please   don’t   forget   me   and   all   the   things   we   did  .   ” “   maybe   someday   we   will   be   two   people   meeting   again   for   the   first   time  .   ” “   nothing   makes   me   happier   and   nothing   makes   me   sadder   than   you  .   ” “   i   am   so   tired   of   their   stories  .   let’s   write   our   own  .   ” “   sorry   i’m   so   hard   to   deal   with   sometimes  .   ” “   i   like   it   when   you   smile  .   ” “   i   hope   you   understand   how   much   our   little   talks   mean   to   me  .   ” “   you’re   beginning   to   feel   less   like   a   friend   and   more   like   home  .   ” “   how   can   i   tell   you   the   truth   when   i   don’t   know   which   version   you   want   to   hear  ?   ” “   if   i   don’t   leave   now ,   i   will   never   get   away  .   ” “   i   broke   my   own   heart   before   you   could   do   it   for   me  .   ” “   in   loving   me,  you   hold   a   knife   at   my   throat.   in   loving   you,  i   tell   you   exactly   where   to   cut.   ” “   i’d   never   lie   to   you  .   ” “   it’s   not   an   easy   thing   to   admit   when   you’re   wrong ,   and   that’s   why   i   won’t   do   it  .   ” “   please   don’t   leave   me   alone   again  .   ” “   the   horror   you   have   seen   is   not   who   you   are  .   ” “   why   do   good   intentions   always   turn   out   bad  ?   ”

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       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

[foxymuses]

“ we could just kiss like real people do. “ rem @ siri

sirius tries to pretend that doesn’t send a burst of fire through his veins, but even he knows he fails miserably if the momentary surprise on his features is anything to go by. he likes to think he’s good at smooth recoveries, though, lips twitching up into an easy grin, offering a playful eyebrow wiggle. “what, am i suddenly fake?” he dramatically leans against remus. “i’d be delighted to be a real person today if it includes kissing you.”