two-crows
two-crows
WESTERN BACON NOW!!!
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"whaddya think, tie this one off by tying one on?" side art blog for rick and morty and solar opposites, r*ckorty/prosh*p  dni
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two-crows · 6 months ago
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end of an era
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two-crows · 6 months ago
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everyone and their mother has probably pointed this out already but his glasses were real cute
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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fucking HATE the anime. NEVER watching again. (joke)
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this is incredibly fucked up and cute at the same time
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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I have $0 in my bank acc rn bc of the shit my old manager pulled, and I've already started taking out loans, so friendly reminder that the R&M tomogachi shaker charms are still available for pre-order on my Ko-Fi !!
They're the only things I can bank on right now, my job won't pay me for another two weeks, I wouldn't be able to make a profit off of doing Uber Eats since I would have to account for gas, and my moral has already kind of tanked given the whole my-baby-died-and-I-almost-lost-my-job-bc- of-my-piece-of-shit-manager ordeal so commissions also aren't ideal for me right now.
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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threw this together in two seconds LMAO
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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me when there is. blood at the function (tw for blood)
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trying out that bromine brush shit-- its pretty fun HELP
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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rnm anime spoilers
some of my mutuals on here inspired me to get off my ass and actually watch the anime soooo heres my lil opinion on the thang
tldr: its meh but i'm holding out hope for the next eps, also apparently controversial(??) but i like the art style
i came into it knowing that the anime heavily leans on like. the weirder sci-fi concepts that the rnm multiverse allows. i mean. just look at Rick and Morty vs. Genocider but like. its an interesting concept sure but the execution is not the best-- it really worked better in its occasional shorts/special format it had before
its attempt to be a little more serious than the original show is meh-- the unconnected plotlines shit is something rnm has done before (roy game. interdimensional cable. mrotys mindblowers. blah blah) but it had yk. comedy to fall back on-- without that aspect it just feels very uhhh. nothing burger-y
but i only find this episode semi-acceptable just cause. its only the first episode. i'm assuming they're just trying to lay down everything now and they'll smooth everything out in the next episodes....hopefully
though it honestly feels like the writers are doing this towards the community/fans HELPPPP
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also. why must we give morty a love interest yet again. can a boy exist without a random love interest being there. i don't know i'm okay with the potential of new characters coming in (shout out to frank. random ass guy) but i hate when mort just gets a random love interest SDKJFH hopefully they expand on her a little more as a character-- i thought she would just be a one off thing but then i remembered she's literally in the opening so. whoopsie!
ok but. for positives. i like the art style-- which i am shocked to learn is. not recieved the same?? the animation is choppy yeah but from what i remember the anime's always sort of been like that and i very much enjoy the funky color palettes n shit the anime's been doing.. yummy as fuck
also i'm glad they have the same/(or similar i didnt check) japanese vas for the anime-- question though for those who're reading this. is there an english dub???? from where i watched (argh me matey) there was only a japanese dub but i'm pretty sure some trailers had english vas so. idk
anyways yeah those're my thoughts
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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Can’t get enough of Wizard Rick’s design in the D&D issue
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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evil mort n rick jumpscare aahhh!!!
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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this small clip of Rick changing… i want to bite him so bad. [frames i liked 🩵⬇️]
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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requesst agghghh ahhhhhh
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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(said like a dying orphan) art... requests...??
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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Sorry to the Rick and Morty community that this is what I have to contribute </3 prob really really occ, but idc
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I cant take myself seriously with this ship. it feels so dumb but I been thinking about them and I need it out of my system.
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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OH BOY TAG GAME rubs my hands together eviliy
let it be known. i haven't rewatched this show in a while and it is indeed. 3 am. so i'm going purely off of my autism and pure vibes so. prepare for bullshit (though i might revisit these questions when i do rewatch... eventually)
TY FOR THE TAG BTW!!! giving my brain something to gnaw on yum
fav ep: of course i love all the iconic eps of rnm like ricklantis mix up n shit like that but i revisit and think abt rickternal friendshine of the spotless mort the most. (of course the person that has birdrick as 80% of their blog has this as their fav ep. who could've predicted that. HELP MEEEE) IDK!!! it's a little bit of everything.. ranging from major lore drops to action bullshit... fun visuals... blah blah... and its honestly one of the eps that got me back into the show after dropping it for a few years so i have many fond memories with it
fav season: memory aspect plays a lot into this pick but probabblyyy s6? not the strongest season (tho obv theres solaricks analyze piss, etc etc) but i started this blog around the same time of its release and idk.. it was pretty fun to live blog about that shit while it was still airing...
fav char: unsurprised that the majority is saying rick (shout out to the rickfuckers out here hELP) but uuhhhmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bp??? again. very shocking. HELP but yk whats not to love in that monotoned autistic bird dad. though tbh prime has been running around in my brain like a hamster on a wheel as of late. so consider that too
hardest hitting emotional moment: unmoricken. not like. hardest hitting in terms of devestation or anything but like. the PURE SHOCK. dude i remember after watching that being like. "oh my god." HELPPPP.
least fav ep: do i even need to say. when theres a fucking episode about monster sperm and is solved with a incest baby. the incest shit in general. agh.
least fav season: unrelated but i completely forgot about claw and fucking hoarder until i read the reblogs of this post oh my god. HELPPP add that to question 5 but uhhhh i think i have to agree with the concensus and say like s4 and s5 but leaning on s4-- obv both have its gems but. Jesus fucking Christ HELP
least fav char: other than. the obvious immoral characters. (jelly bean, planetina, etc etc). uhhh controversial choice here but. jerry. hELPPPP. i understand why people love him and my initial hatred for him has diminished to just a "meh" but i can't handle his patheticness sometimes like i have to skip some of his scenes for the sake of my own second hand embarassment ADFJKGFD
if you read through all of this i'm giving you a gold star
also the people i wanted to tag were already tagged so i'm breaking the rules here (don't execute me) but!! anyone who wants to participate please go ahead!!
now heres a lil treat if you've gone this far... my favorite gif ever....
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Rick and Morty tag game!
Don't know how I'm gonna start this off BUT basically after you do this, you have to tag 3 people and your tag has to say their favorite episode, favorite season, favorite character, hardest hitting emotional moment, least favorite episode, least favorite season, and least favorite character. I'll go first
Favorite episode: If you saw my ranking, you already know that it's Fear No Mort. Just a really emotional, funny, and it has some really cute moments.
Favorite season: I like season 3, it has a lot of good episodes imo.
Favorite character: It's Rick. He's the worst but I love his development, his complexity, he's funny, interesting, and fun to watch. I really love him!
Hardest hitting emotional moment: Uhh probably a tossup between the jellybean scene in Meeseeks and Destroy, the endin scene in Fear No Mort, and the ending scene in Unmortricken. The ending scene in Auto Erotic Assimulation is up there as well.
Least favorite episode: Again, if you saw my ranking I said the dragon episode, it just really sucks, there's not really any good things about it besides maybe the cold open.
Least favorite season: Season 4, there was a lot of particularly bad ones in this season and there was no amazing finale to make up for it like there was in season 5. There were some good episodes, but not enough to make up for this dumpster fire of a season.
Least favorite character: Mr. Jellybean. I mean do I HAVE to explain why? It's pretty obvious.
No pressure tags!: @hazelnut-u-out @mortricken @mortypone @conanssummerchild @dirty-bear-rick-sanchez there were some other people I wanted to tag but Tumblr won't let me tag usernames with Gs for some reason-
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two-crows · 10 months ago
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we have stanchez and then. i don’t know what to call this
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two-crows · 11 months ago
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True story btw.
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two-crows · 11 months ago
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ignore the glaring mistakes im tired but also. trying to remember how to draw this guy again
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