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ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
every episode of house md is like
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”
“do the exams, you idiot”
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
“you're stupid. fuck you.”
“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”
“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”
“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”
“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
“i was wrong about you, dr. house”
“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
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I decided to try video editing and this was the only thing that came out of it. sorry
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jake is definitely bi but also i don't know how it's possible that no one knows because he would absolutely tell charles and charles physically could not restrain himself from telling everyone
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friendly reminder that if you support israel youre either racist, or stupid
israels a bitch and dont you ever forget that.
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Incorrect quote memes are ten times more funny when you realize that 99% of them are from Brooklyn 99
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Boyle: we broke up :(
Jake: i had a boyfriend once for longer than /that/
Boyle: what
Jake: fuck
#b99#b99 meme#brooklyn nine nine#charles boyle#jake peralta#Bi jake Peralta#brooklyn 99#Brooklyn 99 incorrect quotes#incorrct quotes
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#me at any given moment
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013 - 2021)
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