#incorrct quotes

[samthechaotic]

Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

[ijustdontlikepeople]

NHL x Internet 2/?

[knightinink]

Early into Fizz & Ozzie’s relationship, & Fizz’s attempt at flirting:

Fizz: “Hey there sexy, did it hurt?”

Ozzie: “Hm? Did what hurt? Are you okay? Was I too rough in be-“

Fizz: “When you fell from Heaven?”

Ozzie: “…”

Fizz: “…”

Ozzie: “…”

Fizz: *realization*

Fizz: “OH SHIT I’M SO SORRY-“

Ozzie: “I-I think I need a minute…”

Fizz: “WAIT OZZIE PLEASE, I’M SORRY I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT! PLEASE, COME BACK!”

Ozzie: “I just need to go lay down for a little bit.”

[welivetodream]

Jinshi: cuz you are pretty and you're smart and you are ignoring me---so you're obviously my type.

Maomao: I am sorry what were you saying?

Jinshi, with heart eyes: Perfect👌

[tanked-up]

(Ghost and Soap doing a demonstration to the rookies in training today)

-GONE WRONG-

———————————————

Soap whispering: You’re… really close right now, and you’re heavy

Ghost: …

Soap: I mean, I wouldn’t argue, but-

Ghost: I have you fucking pinned to the ground, Soap

Soap: Oh yeahhh, why’s that-

Random rookie who witnessed it all: Do you guys always end up on top of each other?

Soap and Ghost now stare at him

Rookie: Sorry… I’m new.

[jakascoo]

Tim : Conner keeps forgetting which WiFi network he's supposed to use. Tim : So I renamed ours to "Conner, use this one" to help him out a little.

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: Eddie, come back here. I’m tryna come out to you

Eddie: No, don’t come out. Go back in

Buck: I don’t wanna go back in

[x-river-x]

Incorrect Quotes (TWST) #1

Deuce, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Ace: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Deuce: Ohhhh- Trey(or Yuu): Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[inkwell-illustrations]

Barb: *seductively takes off her glasses*  Barb: Wow...  Tatiana: *blushes* Haha... what?  Barb: You're really fucking blurry! Tatiana: Put your glasses back on!

[henryfoxlovebot]

Henry: Alex...

Alex: Oh no, 'Alex' in B flat.

Alex: You're disappointed.

[rookieoneil]

Tim: you’re fucking crazy

Lucy: for your information I’m perfectly sane. My mother got me tested!

Tim: that’s not the flex you think it is!

[actual-everhood-interactions]

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Sin: Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Leo: Apartment complex? I find the concept rather simple really.

Happy Chaos: Road work ahead. Yeah, I sure hope it does.

[fr3sh-c0rn]

Boyle: we broke up :(

Jake: i had a boyfriend once for longer than /that/

Boyle: what

Jake: fuck

[welivetodream]

Camilla: If I fall…

Charles: I’ll be there to catch you.

Francis: *looks at Richard* What if I fall?

Richard: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Bunny : *watches these two interactions*

Bunny, to Henry: And if I fall?

Henry: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[tanked-up]

(Soap peacefully eating a slice of pizza in his bunker, when Ghost barges in)

Ghost: Get up

Soap with half a slice of pizza in his mouth: Hm?

Ghost: I said get up, we’re going out

Soap: Can’t you see I’m eating

Ghost now takes what’s rest of the pizza and shoves it in his mouth

Soap: THAT’S MY-

Ghost now with a handful of Pizza in his mouth: It’s not up for discussion, we’re going out

Soap: Like a date?

Ghost: What makes you think it’s a date

Soap: Well I’m just sayin… ye barged in like this asking me out and then saying it’s not up for debate…

Ghost: …

Soap: Also had a dream last night about us dining in that cool place that just opened

Ghost: You know what, it’s a fucking date

Soap now standing up while taking his jacket: Lead the way, bae

Ghost: Yeah don’t start with the names

Soap: Alright, sulky

Ghost mutters while heading out: Yeah I’m starting to regret his