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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

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i'm so pro-divorce that i forget myself sometimes. a guy on the elevator was telling me unprompted about how he got divorced on friday and apparently "nice congrats" was not the correct reaction

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Let’s scream with mama

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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

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awebo?

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this tweet is a foundational text for terminally-online bi people everywhere because let's face it, many of us are the grungler, but "whatever happened to beauty" legsweeps me every single time

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my sister hath sent me. Canned Cheese.

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yap yap kabru has two hands and all that everyone and their mom has made this joke already but whatever

no one can convince me laios knows mithrun's name

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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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For example, the tornado sirens here are tested on the first Wednesday of every month at noon!

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romeo is crazy as a guy’s name bcuz it’s famously one of the most well known love stories between a man and a woman in history but if i were to meet a dude named romeo id probably assume he’s gay