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i miss my husband 2bdamned
#sighs.. i miss my wife 2bdamned. i miss her a lot. i'll be back.#(i too miss my husband comma 2bdamned)#madness combat
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HOLY FUCK
Damn I'm so happy with this art I want to print it out and hang it on my wall as a poster omg!!
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I DONT WANT TO BE A PART NO MORE
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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost
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I love it when the same character honorifics are basically used as a barometer for an evolving relationship over the course of a story.
"...Princess" (Derogatory)
"Princess." (You have disproven several of my previous assumptions but I'm still guarded and critical.)
"Princess," (Mildly impressed but still snarky)
"Princess," (I am coming to terms with how much your office has demanded of you and am finally considering you an equal)
"Princess," (I genuinely respect you, your office, and how much you have grown beyond it since we have met.)
"Princess." (Uh oh I've started catching feelings and am now using your title to remind both you and myself of the distance between us.)
"PRINCESS!" (You are in danger and I am now utterly devoted AND DOWN SO BAD.)
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who the hell be drawing madcom in the big 25 ... Me Me me!!! 🙋
↓↓↓ song the lyrics in the bg are from!!!!
#ohhh my goodness gracious#oh my stars et cetera..#i'm absolutely blown away by this 2b design#i don't even have the words..#op is he single??#madness combat#fave#absoluuuute fave
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in my beautoful mind palace 2b has chronic pain. I'm trying to decide on the specifics. projecting from a friend of mine I think it's some undiagnosed autoimmune bullshit that he's just powering through for the time being <- this is really a very bad idea. but like its nevada you know how it is. he's not gonna say when he's in pain he hide that shit all the time forever #masking but I think the others can tell when it gets really bad. the slight shake of the hands the leaving office slightly less etc. 2b doesn't want your pity he doesn't want you making a big thing out of offering help. I think. you can help you just have to be subtle andor normal about it. on the other hand I keep thinking about hank just going let me be your hands. <- this is because I am a homosexuel
i really like this one, it means a lot to me
thank u for sending this
#ohhh my goodnesssss..#i write 2b with fibromyalgia and this image is so dear to me#both the ask and the art warm my little heart..#always good content from tumblr user sillydeimos#madness combat#fave
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stuff
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useless roommate christoff. he's in your house all the time. he sleeps on the couch cause it's a one bedroom apartment. watches you from the hallway when you're cooking. you hear him walking around the place at night when you're trying to sleep. he just assumes that he's not invited to any social event so he stays out of your way. gets surprised when you approach him. polishes the binary sword in the living room. keeps leaving his guns out in places where you trip over them. and he doesn't pay rent.
#posts like this are what make me enjoy jeb infinity times more#he's really a boyfailure huh..?#madness combat
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rubbing my evil hands together my love. ehehe. ehehehe.
one of my favorite things about hank is how deeply they cannot fathom a) being cared for or b) anyone being capable of assisting them in this whole murdering business. if it comes so naturally to them, why listen to, and much less accept help?
they're able to see some use in 2b for his inner-agency intelligence as you said, but beyond that, they're less than humored. it's very.. you can cauterize my wounds and bring me back from the other place? okay, and? do you want a medal?
as i said in my big 2bhank first meeting wip.. hank is not perfect. they can't make friends, they drink a little too much, they didn't make the volleyball team. but they are good at what they do, and any implications otherwise are purely insults.
another mindless ramble during work but brain is also stuck on this rp my partner and i did of 2bhank first working together. basic summary plus my additional thoughts, warning because like medical stuff and i guess incidental sh?? idk i'll edit later when fractale can give me braincells:
2b pressing hank to trust him with medical attention, but hank sees him more useful for brains in understanding the operations of the agency and utilizing his dissenter ass to take it down, but beyond that they're so set in how they handle themself being stuff only they can do. they've given themself first aid, they revived themself before without the help of 2b, and that brings so many of hank's issues to light...
such as them literally undoing work 2b has done like intentionally tearing sutures and redoing it themself because their supplies and skills have worked fine. it's an act of defiance and display of they can hold their own. they don't need 2b beyond how they initially believed and found each other.
it's such a rocky start to their relationship until the first time 2b revives hank and they start to come around. i could go on forever aaaaa talk to me about hank being stubborn and the messes it gets them in
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more pics of docs house from the outside
#uh.. huh#uh-huh.#r/male living space is right what is this?!#why does the wall not effectively block the door#why are there two?!#why is this a maze that doesn't even prevent you from being raided???#whats wrong with you 2b. i know it is many things but what got you here#madness combat#madcom lore#in the lore tag for ref#jesus christ.
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Lock in man
#messy sanmos is the best kind of sanmos#his wound gushing blood from his heart rate jumping.. please#madness combat
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“DISSENTER BE DAMNED”
#ohhh wow!#this perspective is beautiful#i always love how you draw the agents..#madness combat#fave
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for my first tumblr post in eons i will be thinking about sanford.
i see so much of his characterization get brushed over and he's seen at most as a vessel for deimos to heal/just a boyfriend, copying the words of a person who commented on my partners blog (yk who you are if you see this) or also like.. this big buff sweetie to sq and killer protective, not a lot of depth.
my sanford brainworm is that he's actually such an asshole without exactly intending.. he would be a lone wolf taking the world head on if it weren't for deimos. he's so smart in his own way and holds his own bravely where he'd butt heads with 2b whenever they get sent out. 2b curates the plans and outlines of their missions but sanford would be the first to ignore and say hm that's stupid if he even verbalizes it.. instead seeing loopholes he makes up in his mind when out and ramming forward as his own leadership and deals with consequences later if/when they come up. also typically through massacre.
thinking about how he would be incidentally self absorbed in the name of confidence and wouldn't work or plan well with anyone but deimos. the one time i've seen him having to sit that back was when he was Battered in the other place confidence shattered having to rely on a magnified hank for survival
he'd be self assured to a fault and it drives me insane
#clapping and chanting yes yes yes yes!!#i ♡ oppositional sanford!#he's confident and headstrong to a fault and these takes are why i adore you#madness combat#💘
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