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old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….

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2 chocolate chimp cookies please lol

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@snnff tagged me to do one of these :-) ik i havent posted here in ten years but w/e this was fun! ily keston

https://picrew.me/image_maker/114808 heres the link to the picrew!

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i had to reblog the one featuring the best tag on my blog

My body is but a #k onto my blog temple.

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*eats and gets energy* holy shit just like minecraft

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every time i see i cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

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i recorded this a while ago and rly like how it turned out :’) sorry abt all the background fuzz x__x

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sometimes brotherhood is like this

other times it’s like this

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So Long Gay Bowser………..

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all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

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People think I main Pikachu in smash because of my URL and u know what? you’re right, and I’m very good.

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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me when my mom asks me when i’m going to birth her grandchildren

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vinny: *does the mario and luigi impressions”

me:

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*takes my medication* oh fuck thats right i like things