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technician: good news, doctor! we’ve successfully captured and/or created a deadly mutant space creature.
scientist: fantastic work, recruit.
technician: thank you, sir! what do you want us to do with it now?
scientist: put it in my hollow glass cylinder filled with blue-green fluid and connect one or more thin plastic pipes to its body.
technician: do you want us to occasionally blow some air bubbles upward through the liquid?
scientist: abso-fucking-lutely i do
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Dancers of the Tanztheater Wuppertal in Pina Bausch’s The Rite of Spring
Performed at the Brooklyn Academy of Music in 2017
Photos by Stephanie Berger
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Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf
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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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