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THE FUCKING REST OF 2020 BETTER BE BRBGE (big Ruth Bader Ginsburg energy) ONLY!!!!!

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Bellamy: *dies*

Clexas:

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Good reasons to get stronger:

Lift girlfriend.

Lift wife (someday, I hope).

Protect women.

Intimidate men.

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One of my favourite things in the world is listening to my girlfriend teaching dance upstairs while I work down at the front desk.

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Project Runway 13x08 - The Rainway

Sean Kelly #designersean

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Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?

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My girlfriend just brought me a bag of back to school supplies including: chips, ice cream, my favourite kind of tea, silly putty, and travel size of the face cream I use.

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Part of me is like “I want a strong woman to hold me and take care of me” and another part of me is like “I want to be a strong woman and hold and take care of a girl” and the great thing about lesbianism is that I can have both

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I was texting my girlfriend and complaining about how tired I am and she just showed up at my work and brought me coffee and candy what a fucken angel 🤗🤗🤗

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Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

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If straight people could just SHUT THE FUCK UP forever that’d be so great. Thanks in advance.

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i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

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When your girl tags you in a photo you saw days ago but you gotta pretend it’s your first time ever laying eyes on it.