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An act giving licence for transporting fish in foreign bottoms. At the Parliament begun at Westminster the 17th day of September, Anno Domini 1656. London, 1657.
EC65 G798L B657a
Houghton Library, Harvard University
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if I ever skip the Peacemaker intro know I’m dead
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses
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iwtv is so fun because it's not really about vampires who happen to be gay. it's about gay ppl with personality disorders who also happen to be vampires
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saw "cod" trending on here but apparently it isn't the fish. disappointment immeasurable, day ruined
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they should make a knives out movie that takes place at a blanc family reunion and nobody else has benoit's accent and it's never acknowledged
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but did i? did i, wedge antilles, stay the fuck home?
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand
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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
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"Book Collector with Six Cats (one hidden)" by Edward Gorey
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I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies
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