Cecily | 24 | 18+ | he/she/they | was stomachachesdeanI'm not dead, I only dress that way
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i wanna know what the fuck hannibal and bedelia talked about in hannibal’s therapy sessions before he met will
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you can’t just go back and like this way after liking all the other comments. you can’t do that. that’s sick you’re sick you’re twisted

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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If you cant fix it you gotta stand it if you cant fix it you gotta stand it if you cant fix it you gotta stand it.

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i think peak historical fiction is when there is a random ass major historical figure but as a comedic relief side character. like geoffrey chaucer being a naked gambling addict in a knight’s tale or leonardo da vinci being cinderella’s fairy godmother in ever after. like. nothing can top that.
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Back in 1997 there was a goth lesbian Muppet
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